Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

[Caw1982]

Our very own Maz from the Block (cell block) thinks he’s the modern day Kevin Macallister in his wee gingerbread nightie.
The phantom postie is obviously gearing up to be one part of the legendary, dastardly duo that is Harry and Marv. Postie is checking out the gaff as he’s heard two childlike hobbits (one slightly bloated), lives in the tower, all the parcels that arrive on a daily basis must mean they’ve struck gold? To have these riches in Paisley Towers there’s got to be a epic grow going on up here right? Let’s rob the cunts. Little do they know everything has a back to front candy cane splattered on it.
Modern day phantom postie goes to check out the gaff. It’s not his first rodeo. He opens the door to the bloated hobit this morning, expecting to inhale the finest Mary Jane going. Alas, he staggers around, he’s got headrush from the stench of Ryan’s grottoygaff wax melt bubbling it’s tits off. He comes to his senses, remembers what went down in New York in 1992, sees the beautiful festive tree nuclear waste in the corner, knows it’s clearly booby trapped and he’s out. He screams at creepy Kevin, Mario, fuck that I’m off to rob Macy’s, I can’t deal with this shit. I’d rather deal with Piers Morgan the pigeon lady than you.

Disclaimer, I’m not sure what the hell I’ve just wrote. I’m not well

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Can wan of you'se help me get tae know where I can find these hunners and hunners of media articles that have been written aboot Marion McKnight?

I can hen. There's an absolutely fantastic one. I'm pretty sure the reporter was raging she was sent to his home because she kept talking about it being tiny and a council flat.

"In real life, it’s exactly the same. I can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in."

"He fell into online Hoovering by accident and is still nervous about his “journey” in this crazy world of Hello My Lovelies candles and free toilet cleaner."

"He and Derek have no plans to move out of their Paisley council flat, even though it is not the ideal base for a cleanfluencer. It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.

There is so little cupboard space that he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room..."

Daily Record hen.

 

[Chez300]

Aah the memories! It was 3 years ago mind,

and then I saw this! 100 stories and he doesn’t even take it out the box or show it up and running

 

[orangeboom]

He defo moonlights cleaning Johnny’s gaff, prancing aroond pretending he lives there and so forth.
#rollgate has inspired a wee thread title hens..

“Cremated rolls dividing tattle, we do know they’ll make Mazda’s arse rattle”

It doesnae flow right ma lovelies unlike sharty pants and his explosions

 

[Babybail93]

Wunner if that's the petty cash Marion talks aboot ma lovelie and his brother keeps it in a wee petty cash tin wi a key.

There’s no way I’d trust her in my hoose alone. Sniffing aw the dirty kecks and having a ride oan their dildos. So aye

 

[orangeboom]

The phone case design looks like a reading on a heart monitor tachy (cardia) as fuck

 

[me ma will tell ya]

wonder does our mario need another 2 hour a week joab, wid help way his klarna bill

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

This comments had me howling. An art form… I, Mario, the new Picasso, Van Gogh etc etc and so forth.

 

[cantthinkofaname2]

Marion is FEWMIN that Hinch has gone classic, spent thousands getting Poppybelles in all after a £1000 spree at the garden centre while he’s sat in the depth of home bargains hell

 

[GiftedNotFree]

This reminds me so much of when parents get their kids to pose on the first day back to school.

Wee Derek - back to school - big P4!!!!

 

[bigmouth1927]

Deek will be rubbing off Maz' pork purse underneath the fake Burberry scarf about now on the bus home. Things will be getting lairy under the buming fort shortly. Both arse naked aside from their matching booties on this day of the dawn. Back in ma lane I go hens.

 

[MrsJ2000]

Also, he said he’d finished all his Christmas shopping hunners of months ago and so forth!!

 

[jolene89]

Ah still like tae think he's actually called Martin.

Whoever nicknamed him Shartin’ Martin will forever give me a cheap lol. So simple but so effective

 

[laynelo_]

I still canny believe he has the audacity tae walk aboot w a can’t wait card They’re made for people who have serious bowel/bladder/digestive conditions not for a fat greedy cunt who’s got a leaky arshole cos his diets 90% pure grease. Absolute riddy of a ‘man’

 

[Ferguson]

Save yursels hens! Dont watch the boady shop stories ESPECIALLY if ye hungover. I’m reasonably intelligent but he totally addled ma brain He’s on drivel overload! Nothin he said made any sense! NOTHING!! It was all just pish!! If anyone buys anything from that pathetic attempt at an ad then they’re feckin mental

I had tae switch off at the 2nd dot of doom

"DISCLAIMER I am in no means of a skin specialist or anybody of that higher profession"

 

[OhhBacon]

Next Year’s Theme!
Oh do F off and when you get there F off some more. You wasteful, land filling, over consuming, miserable little scrote.

I loathe the consumerism that Insta encourages and the tastelessness of this post is staggering!

 

[mrsbucket]

No enough time in the day tae list them aw



Maw Rendall ma lovelie. With a filter ...
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Withoot ...
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Princess Fiona and nae debates.

Nae filter and pyoor gorge x

 

[Marley234]

I still can't believe he has a ring doorbell in a block of flats. Stupid prick.

Listen him like he's an expert on kids. He's nicked parts of his post from other posters as well
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Parenting advice from the child catcher of paisley himself 🫶

 

[Madge2022]

Well ma lovelies, haud the front page, looks like I 'Marion' finally goat tae visit Hinch and her tend farm ..

 

[teaandgoss101]

Warning make sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this

To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style