Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Ferguson

Hahaha I cannae wait tae see your new theme Mazda.

Hello ma lovelies, so many hunners of you'se have begged me tae tell you ma theme for next year..
Well I did a thing..
**reveals a pound shop/ bought fae wish cheap imitation of Hinch's**
I had already bought all this, but when I seen oor Soph's it just takes me baaaaack tae ma childhood and so forth, so ah've re-did ma tress for youse

Candy cane Lane is never spoken of again
 
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Marley234

Hens am just hame noo! Who AM I?! AM NO WELLLL! Anyway! Had a wee jaunt roon the shops wae ma blister in law the night after a few lethal drinks and some Sushi! We’re goin continental hens! and got so many decorations reduced, I dinnae huv ma tress up and I’ll no HEAR any slander fae you trolls!! Cause I’m 3 months behind getting ma tress up. Anyway! By! The! By! I wiz like Marion elbowing auld grannies oot the way tae get tae the reduced decorations. Bargains hens! Bargains! I klarna’d masell tae the HILT in b&m, so aye! Spine bright, mop kick the week tae FUUUUCK and keep you power! Just seen that oor sophs tress is up so I need tae sit doon wae wan o them lethal drinks and get caught up on the UTTER!!! VIBES!!!! And so forth and then catch up wae youse glorious bitches on here. MWAH MWAH
 
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Freefalling

Remember the cunt washings hen, that sits right by the fugly candy cane shite. It's a claustrophobic nightmare thank god they are a pair of half pints
 
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Dusky pink

Thats what happens when you peak too soon with the Christmas decs maz.... you get bored of ya tree!
 
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Sloppys

We’re in fur a massive come down this weekend the now ma lovelies. He’s probably thrown candy cane lane oot the window and is having a melt down now Hinch has gone traditional. Let’s get settled with a .
 
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mariosmafia7

Memories unlocked as if his Maw hud a tree lit that probably they shite bits of tinfoil devs hinging fae the ceiling in they colours what a melt

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Memories unlocked as if his Maw hud a tree lit that probably they shite bits of tinfoil decs hinging fae the ceiling in they colours what a melt
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teaandgoss101

Not with the shart card on full display like a prized trophy
 
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Sloppys

Thread Suggestion - Memories unlocked and candy cane out the window, Hinch once again the panto villain.
 
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SuzyE

Thanking the small businesses that have helped him, then the self centred little rat has to spoil himself by letting everyone know how much he's done for them in return.
Punctuation Mario!. It really makes it easier to read when you use it...I really can't stand this man

 
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Madge2022

Here's hoping he gets a dictionary for Christmas.
 
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Tinkerbell cat


Beige like the beige food you eat you bald twit. Probably only knows the word beige from reading tattle as we all know he’s as thick as champ with a very limited vocabulary. Anyway, I’m away to live my life that doesn’t consist of castle avicci, b&m and paisley towers bedsit - happy Saturday my lovelies. xxxxx
 
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teaandgoss101

I hope he don’t eat any of them spicy crisps in that get up
 
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Caw1982

SuzyE said:
Another quick spending buzz which we all expected View attachment 1779185
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What 40 year old shows a new phone off on social media Happy new 36 month contract day Maz. I have 2 of these exact phones, 1 work, 1 personal (smell the wealth). I can confirm they aren't beautiful, it's just another phone!!!! Whoopy do.
 
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