I'm impressed! I didn't think last year's tree could get worse, then despite saying he was buying no more, he basically threw more money at it, got more and has managed to make it look CHEAPER and TACKIER than 2021! I honestly didn't think it was possible, but he's managed to make a terrible cheap, Chinese plastic tree theme look cheaper! It's honestly Wish/Shein looking.
Then he tries to play 'mental health' when he realises its not gone down they way he really wants it to. Disgusting!
And catching up with Tattle, to find out he couldn't even wait until his planned time?! How sad. I genuinely think he intended it to be 11am, set the ridiculous timer then spent all night awake craving 'likes' before panicking some other IG wannabe
twit might beat him to upload so did it at 8am needing the validation of being the first nobody-outside-a-tiny-corner-of-IG to show their tree/"theme". What a life
!
In terms of 'full time job', I need his definition as I need to argue hard with my Deanery as I feel like I must be working 3 or 4 full time jobs and should be compensated as such! And 'content creator'
. Every IG user needs to get content creator on their CVs if they upload a purchased item or rant to camera occasionally then! I've spoken previously about a friend who has a tiny fraction of his following but is being noticed by make up & skincare brands, but is still brutally honest (nothing is AMAZING or loved if it isn't), and is getting the affiliate links, PR products and paid promotions now. Doesn't consider themself a 'content creator' as they have a career and IG is a hobby, yet spends ages actually getting great photos, creating good reels, etc. Actually putting the work in, not just piggybacking off of Hinch and uploading boring stories and latest B&M buys and the worst looking food! Or compare him to another Scottish 'cleaning account'. Clean with Jen (bigger than Mario on IG and 1m on TikTok so assume she can be mentioned...). While I try hard to ignore the Shein promotion recently which is ridiculous as i struggle to believe she hasn't seen anything about the working conditions all over social media following yhe C4 documentary, and the fact that it's yet another account trying desperately hard to cling onto the cleanfluencer crap, she clearly spends time actually trying to create content/ads rather than just photos of same corners of the bedsit or piles of salt. I don't know what Martin thinks he is creating or offering his followers. I cannot think of anything useful or inspiring he's posted ever! He kissed Sofa's hoop...