Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
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Pahhhhh ha ha ha oh my god.
The squinty face
The bleeping receptionist. I actually cannae breathe the noo
He has NEVER bought his maw they shoes?! Hens! Just tell your maw you dislike her MarionOoh wee lady Sadieβs got hersel some new hooker heels (aka βshowsβ) to replace the abzalooot stapuls Shartin Martin goat her a few year ago
Why does he (and others) think itβs cool / funny to write the way they inarticulately speakI mean itβs funny AF here (if I dae say so masel lovelies) but itβs embarrassing for those of us from here that donβt speak like these muppets
Hello ma lovelies. 
Been oot the day.
Came hame tae multiple treatits fae this app.
The usual illiteracy
Mazda has his very first actual troll message. Hi wildrocket2020
Mare illiteracy
Hospital table made a comeback
She's ordering a bespoke burnt orange tracksuit
And.... @hopethishelpsallthebest has treatit us tae her best creation yet. Nae debates oan ma post.
What a time tae be alive and so forth
Been oot the day.
Came hame tae multiple treatits fae this app.
The usual illiteracy
Mazda has his very first actual troll message. Hi wildrocket2020
Mare illiteracy
Hospital table made a comeback
She's ordering a bespoke burnt orange tracksuit
And.... @hopethishelpsallthebest has treatit us tae her best creation yet. Nae debates oan ma post.
What a time tae be alive and so forth
absolutely HOWLING 
Screaming!
Spotted mad Rendall as the 2nd receptionist there and spat ma wine oot Maybe he wants to look like Kevin the carrot this crisssmas ma loveleis? At least itβll match his rancid orange trainers
Sharing Queen Alison Hammonds latest video about influencers and saying he feels very attacked. Not once have I seen him doing anything sheβs reinacting in her video.
Is he actually right in the bleeping head or does he just live in a pure fantasy land?
Is he actually right in the bleeping head or does he just live in a pure fantasy land?
You have excelled yourself
"I Marion, do not choose to make America great again. Your battles are not my battles Donald hen"I hope the stupid twit doesn't get any ideas on doing lip syncing next 
Attacked?! When does he do lives? 
He totally contradicts himself. One minute he's saying he's not an influencer, the next he's plugging cleaning stuff. Make your mind up Mario.
Living ma best life, enjoying a wee festive kir royale and I'm now wearing it 
@hopethishelpsallthebest you're spining bright the night doll 
keep up the impeccable work
His Christmas tree is rancid, seen cosier freezers in Iceland. Needs bleeping launched doon the communal shoot pronto along with those creepy jammies, absolutely no almost 40 year old man should be wearing those. Creepy bast
Maz, New York is literally a plane ride away You can absolutely go but I don't think you'd like it. It's busy, very populated and can feel quite overwhelming I'd expect if you're used to living in a wee cubicle. Don't think it's for you son, he'd prob be aww cosy by 8pm there too, waste of a good holiday.
How is Deek happy to put up with this shite? No holidays, no input on how HIS flat looks. What a life
Also Maz, no friends? Well that's bloody rich what about your pals? Exclude the instahuns, whose in your circle? Don't make us laugh
@hopethishelpsallthebest you're spining bright the night doll keep up the impeccable workHis Christmas tree is rancid, seen cosier freezers in Iceland. Needs bleeping launched doon the communal shoot pronto along with those creepy jammies, absolutely no almost 40 year old man should be wearing those. Creepy bast
Maz, New York is literally a plane ride away
You can absolutely go but I don't think you'd like it. It's busy, very populated and can feel quite overwhelming I'd expect if you're used to living in a wee cubicle. Don't think it's for you son, he'd prob be aww cosy by 8pm there too, waste of a good holiday. How is Deek happy to put up with this shite? No holidays, no input on how HIS flat looks. What a life
Also Maz, no friends? Well that's bloody rich
what about your pals? Exclude the instahuns, whose in your circle? Don't make us laugh
We've had some mileage oot of that squinty photo and it never fails to make me laugh!
Deed! Ooor wotsit!Oh my god im mortified for him
He's no an influencer. He hates the word.al Make it make sense
A timeless bespoke classic photo. It will never not be funny.We've had some mileage oot of that squinty photo and it never fails to make me laugh!
Edited for ma typos
Absolute stapul that is featuring " candy cane"
iv sore belly from clutchin my honker
that βam no wellβ picture ae him wae a longer nose than an anteater does me in every time ma lovelei
Ah read that as piazza doll, and the Paisley piazza fits I 'Marion' tae a tee, since the most popular shop in there used tae be Bright House
The amount he spent onTwo grown men with no commitments and low rent etc should be able to afford tae go NY like that *clicks fingers in Marion*. Closest Marionβs had to a holiday is bleeping Blackpool. My 1 yr old has travelled more than him. Whut a sad little life. At least he has his tress to look at though aye
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