Got my skin tight jammies on to celebrate this new thread so aye and so forth 
Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
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Me and mr gayu saw a house fully decorated earlier today and I pulled such a face. My only thoughts are, I couldn’t be doing with a dusty Christmas tree!
All I see is used sanitary products when I look at his tree
Nothing worse than watching 50 shades, glancing at your phone and there's a 40 year old man with ferretty hair stood in a babygro.
Fucks sake, is that IT? Seriously? One tree that looks like home bargains threw up on it, a few straight out of the 1970s snowflakes hanging down, his stupid stocking, his tit table decorations, a ridiculous door bow, a cushion on the sofa and a middle aged man in a baby grow. Is that what we've all been waiting for, that that's taken him a whole week to do and he's worked his ass off for? Where's the rest of it? Pathetic.
I’ve been at ma fuhl time job tonight so just catching up. He’s deluded ma lovelies if he thinks his 5 mins a day at the polis station is classed as fuhl time! And content creator, absolutely howling ma lovelies. I’ve got nothing else to say about the decorations that hasn’t already been said. Tons a love 
He says he gives us so many ideas to implement into our own homes…….like what?? He put decorations on a Christmas tree, just like thousands of us do every year. The only ideas he’s given me are what NOT to do
Kirk fae corrie has ended me ma lovelies. Im just hame and a bit pished but duck me everything about his flat is honking
At what point are his family gonna tell him he’s looking more and more like a pedalo each day?
And hi Marion babes, I see you’ve turned off being able to view your likes. Assume that’s because with each post they’re dramatically decreasing.
And hi Marion babes, I see you’ve turned off being able to view your likes. Assume that’s because with each post they’re dramatically decreasing.
He can't sleep, so there's another reel 
And Home Alone's just been put on for effect l bet. Sad bastard.
And Home Alone's just been put on for effect l bet. Sad bastard. 
The saddest thing other than his tree looking like a 80s reject ! Is that he has been absolutely living for this moment since the beginning of the summer. The validation from Insta huns who are either taking the piss or giving him a pity like!That would be a good thread title.
Cheers @Babybail93 fur the bespoke new thread and sorting oot the tattler's.
Quick recap ...Marion moved from autumn tae wintum quicker than it takes him to change his shart sheets. Spunked his underwhelming crissmas reveal early and noo thinks he inspires us in-between his full time joab. Oanly thing he inspires is how no tae decorate!
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Watch this space for Marion’s come down ….
FULL TIME JOB 
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Whut time dae we reckon the come down will begin today? When he realises he has nae new footage to share. Someone needs to give that wee pet a shake and tell him Christmas is nae a personality trait so aye.
I think it’s already started. Sitting in the living room alone at 6am on a Sunday watching your Christmas tree? Naaa, that’s weird
I'm disappointed lovleis, that tree looks like we've gone back in time so I was expecting tay see the ceiling decs like they old days
He gives us ideas
what he means is he recycles the ones he gets from that appHis phone seems to be working fine now I seeHe can't sleep, so there's another reel
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Peaceful?!?!?!
There isn't one surface in that den that's not covered in cheap, plastic Christmas tat. You can't see the Christmas tree anymore because it's completely covered in decorations. The flashing lights should come with a warning.
Mario is a sad wee lassie. He has to keep sharing these videos of his Christmas grotto because nobody ever visits them in real life. They've nobody to share it with. We never put up a tree before having children. We surprise them with a tree now about 2 weeks before Christmas and let them decorate it. All the baubles are at child height and usually only at the front.
I don't feel the need to put it on social media because the tree is here for their enjoyment, not strangers'.
For someone who said he sleeps in the nude ...button mushroom joos on the coversHow much do we bet these are the other bespoke pjs he's ordered
, he sure owns a lot of PJ's.That would be an improvement
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