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Get those businesses put on the map hen
I don't think he cleans as much as he says h does, just to make himself sound good. A flat his size 2 of them don't need gutted everyday.What are they doing to make it so dirty. Two of us live in a 3 bedroom flat and we clean as infrequently as we can get away with, certainly not daily and not a weekly deep clean either. Both still alive and probably healthier than Mario
2 kids and small dog, Mr Isa and I I don't need to 'gut' the place several times a week, I clean as I go or when I get chance and am in small place that was stables moons ago. He's just at it.
He has 0 self control and lives same tit different scenario.
Why isn’t he at work?? It’s half 2 on a Monday afternoon!
If you're looking at his fire, it's in the corner on the right. If you think that looks bad, wait until you see the tree dressed with all the other pointless crap on the floor and tablesWhere in that tiny room has he put the tree? I can't figure it out,
He has to get Christmas ready to launch you know!!
it’s next to the 9ft mirror and it’s bigger ma lovelei, I canny work it oot. time and space do not seem to exist within the walls of monzo’s 4 room parallel universe.
Princess Fiona in Shrek mode but withoot the personality. The OG ned, ah'm am scoattish as they cum but canni make oot a wurd she says on her dots of ned oan that app. Wuz funny when she raided his cupboards and he wuz getting aw afronted.I don't know anything about this woman, do I need to get tae know?
Still creasing at the thought of two duck off Christmas trees tress going up in that postage stamp of a living room 
he has fully lost the plot and so forth.
he has fully lost the plot and so forth.Hinch has just revealed her Xmas colours at the farm that’s no a farm…he will be fuming 
she’s no copying him with candy cane
she’s no copying him with candy cane 
Cheers for reminding me doll. Pretending to phone santa every night when they won’t go to their beds is starting to wear thin.
I love Wagamammas, never be able to go there again now 
At least wee Rayn will be safe if she decides to jump in the tree what with him using batteries instead of plugging the lights inIt’s going to be like a scene from Xmas national lampoon when he opens that tree, bits though the roof, branches oot the window
Surely he’s no took a weeks annual leave to put his decs up? Hahaha sad bleep.
There is suhin unnerving aboot a near 40yo man having a personalised Christmas mug aboot a weans Christmas filum… i canny believe he pays for this shite. I felt bad enough buying masel an ‘L’ mug fae asda (smell the wealth!!) one time. He’s actually a loonball in every aspectBecause Bath and Body Works is massive in the USA you idiot, so they'll never be that big here. Same as Yankee Candle. Their stores are literally like supermarkets, so we just have a small sample of fragrances that they do.
Get to know Mario!
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A £60 tree is a bargain when you already had 2 trees! Some kids won’t even have a tree this year cause their maw and da canny afford lecky for the lights, what a dick
Ye need tae tell the weans that Easter is fur them and no crissmas, that's fur 40 year auld men wi petty cash.
I confess I am sat here watching Christmas films today with my daughter in law and we’re awww cosy with a candle lit. However it’s because we were living our best lives yesterday and we have wee bespoke hangovers the day. No gutting the (4 bedroom semi smell the wealth) house the day
however there is not a candy cane to be seen or an 85 ft bespoke klarna tree.
how did he manage to make wagamama look rank? Did we view it through his Kerry katonas
however there is not a candy cane to be seen or an 85 ft bespoke klarna tree.
how did he manage to make wagamama look rank? Did we view it through his Kerry katonas
What's point in him even getting a snow style tree when you won't ever see it with the stupid candy cane tat.
He's obviously not at work phoned in sick because he NEEDS to get the tit pit sorted for Christmas!!!
£60!!! Why does he always need be so agressive.
I've noticed he never really reposts other followers stories or posts unless it's to do with him in some way.
He's obviously not at work phoned in sick because he NEEDS to get the tit pit sorted for Christmas!!!
£60!!! Why does he always need be so agressive.
I've noticed he never really reposts other followers stories or posts unless it's to do with him in some way.
The people's princess ma loveleiDead at your profile pic my lovely
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