Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas

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muscadet

It’s going to be like a scene from Xmas national lampoon when he opens that tree, bits though the roof, branches oot the window
 
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Madge2022

He wuz wanting two tress, one at 4 foot, yet wee Deek goat him 7 foot? Anyone else thinking the wee bedroom wan wull be reassigned tae be the living room Grinch tress, or it might be gingerbread men noo? Which leaves the 6 foot one fur the boudoir. It'll need tae be in bed way them though, as canni swing a Rayn ...ah mean cat in the bedroom.
 
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#noinfluencer

Freefalling said:
That tree is up, you're kidding no one Maz. Deek is so out the box on the devils lettuce he thinks he's missed a month he's waiting for Santa arriving, nae debates

100% krystal chandelier and Johnny read here, bet they piss their pants as our craic
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"out the box on the devils lettuce he thinks he's missed a month " That's cracked me up!
 
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Sloppys

However he arranges them trees there is absolutely nae need for 3 in the bedsit. He’ll be homeless for December ma lovelies cuz there’s no way him and Deek will be able to fit in that flat alongside all that pure tatt. So aye.
 
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orangeboom

Am keeping ma Kerry katonas peeled for the news that a tower block in Beirut has collapsed, days later rescue teams are still sifting through fishy leaves, slippers, Christmas tress, candy canes, lenor and horrible coats for any survivors
 
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Freefalling

@hopethishelpsallthebest Hen, what a cracking way to start a pure bespoke week. That imagine will have me clutching ma beak all day your attention to detail is second to none! Spine bright

Think ma husband & weans thinks I've lost the plot, shouted chooon, take me back to a song on the radio this morning. They looked at me like wtf is she on about
 
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ohdoris

Life’s too short & you can’t take it with you. Imagine being on your death bed & thinking about what you’ve done with your life & I Mario has never left Scotland & filled his life with plastic tat. He’s not well.
 
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Tinkerbell cat

CrapEars said:
What?!
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Life's too short and you can't take it with you? Why in the fucks would you want to take your christmas decorations with you if you're about to die? He is a complete weirdo. Just talks nonsense. I think he has brain damage my lovelies, nae debates on this app xxx
 
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#noinfluencer

And that's why he's stupid, ma lovelie, talks gibberish and has gawt nae brain cells and a funny shaped heed - he was dropped awn on due to his ma being shook at seeing that face and nose!
 
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Kat__lax

He should be ashamed of himself displaying the bauble for the girl who passed away (not his friend). He shared her mothers order of service, for attention, I genuinely cannot get my head around that, how low can you go? Parading faux grief for content. If you want to celebrate someone’s life do it privately, with decency and respect.
 
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Hinchpinchpunch

ohdoris said:
Life’s too short & you can’t take it with you. Imagine being on your death bed & thinking about what you’ve done with your life & I Mario has never left Scotland & filled his life with plastic tat. He’s not well.
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He went to Blackpool once!
 
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