Marion likes tae protect his family at all costs oan that app. Also Marion, we now know his sister's first and last name, area where she stays and where she works after he put all the information oan that app. We also ken she huz a camel toe foof and a fake designer bag so even more tae identify her walking the mean streets of Ayrshire.
Yer dying tae gie them a wee lick Suzy doll and nae debates.Look at the under arm sweat patches
Thanks ma lovely I was supposed tae be oot with friends the night.Got ma crissss, diabetes jooos, wan ah they
drinks for later and ma hoosecowat on, all ready for this new thread.
Well done @Ferguson hen#deserved #treatit #fuckit
but got a cuppa and starting to get aw cosy the night wrapped up warm watching the TV, and ma nae blind dugs are chilling opposite me, but I don't feel like a sad sack as I started work at 7am and worked until late afternoon, so this is #deserved. 
Don't have any criss, but I have diet coke and a Snickers, so might say #fuckit and treat myself! 
Gie yersel a shake it's autumn, oanly place ye shud be gawn oan a Saturday night is tae kitchen tae get a hot chocolate fae yer sub station and nae debates.
I've got hooky bags from a stall when l was in Italy, and they look more authentic than that rotten crap
Can’t believe he thinks he has bragging rights over a mouldy bag, what a sad gitIt”s peeling aff
) who are these people messaging him for advice! The man has zero life experience, they only thing he can advise you on is spunking all your money on plastic shite! He doesn’t half think highly of himself.Dear Mierdre ...so ayeduck me, when did Marion turn into Claire Rayner?!! ( If you’re old, you’ll know
Thought your DM's barely worked, hun? 
On the off chance a genuinely upset person felt the need to contact you about something serious, how would you reply? 
Carrier pigeon? Telepathically? Just STFU and stop trying to up your engagement.Clearly on the bet for a freebie ! You ain’t that influential Marion
You would simply get an “awww” and that’s it
This has killed me off
He's been sitting too close tae wee Deek when he's been huving a bong and has second hand bong high.‘Unfortunately love does come with grief and hard times comes with us rising out of it’
Wtf does that even mean? I can’t even work out what he’s trying to say.
Jesus Christ it looks like wee baby gurl Rayne has been using it as a scratching post. He’s loving showing up krystal chandelier at the min
The fact he was talkin aboot knockin it aff her when I've seen a homeless junkie wae gear in better nick than that, says it aw ma lovelies.
