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Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
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If his DMs aren’t working, how are all these people asking about the tree topper? It’s lie after lie.
Apparently, he has turned off his DM function for any new messages, the questions are coming from the suck arses that messaged before this. Hope that helps my lovely. All in the wiki.
Got a new tree topper this year too so there’ll be hunners more messages asking where her new ones from. They’ll all be affronted that they bought the one she had last year and didnae wait for the reveal so the sad bastards could copy her
I'm pleased you're still checking in with us lovelie, and hope it goes ok for you.
We're here if you need us
Who the duck in their right mind would want to copy anything she does?! Her taste is so bad in every departmentGot a new tree topper this year too so there’ll be hunners more messages asking where her new ones from. They’ll all be affronted that they bought the one she had last year and didnae wait for the reveal so the sad bastards could copy her
They’ve all gotta be brain dead!!
Yeah I'm fine ma lovelies, absolootley fine, just fine, feel like I've been hit by a bleeping mcgills but we move. 
Bore off you weirdo 
He always likes to bring in the new year with a fresh start to the year, what the duck does that even mean?
Just four weeks to go, ma lovlies, unless the wee prick shoots his load early and has it up the day after Halloween (he disnae like Halloween, in case youse didn’t know.)
Can any wan a youse do a wee countdown timer for us, please?
Can any wan a youse do a wee countdown timer for us, please?
Cud be worse doll, yer face cud look like ye've been hit by a McGill'sYeah I'm fine ma lovelies, absolootley fine, just fine, feel like I've been hit by a bleeping mcgills but we move.
Here’s a tattie boaby to cheer you up as I don’t have any tattie hearts to send you.Yeah I'm fine ma lovelies, absolootley fine, just fine, feel like I've been hit by a bleeping mcgills but we move.
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I could think of nothing worse than spending Boxing Day taking my tree down. I’m usually rattling with the fear after 25 days of “duck it, it’s christmas” drinking.
Jist the wan tree?
How those shelves haven’t buckled by now I’ll never know
Mr Cherry takes doon oor tree on boxing night when am aww cosy in my bed. I like that he does that as I hate taking oor tress doon and fighting with the 2000 lights. Noo al get back in my ain laine and slag Marion aff for taking his doon on Boxing Day.
Ffs your killing me
Same
It's definitely a pj day, watching TV, eating shite with more drinks. That fanny doesn't know how to live! 
Dinnae be leaving your wee phone unlocked wi this image on your screen ma lovely, and trying tae explain tae the nurses aboot oor Marion.
they'll be popping you'se in a bespoke straight jacket and so forth.
Hope you're OK, tonsa love
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