Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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Durhamlass said:
I watched these stories when he first put them on and he picked up that wax burner. His hands were shaking so much that it was rattling so loud . Just gone back to look and it’s gone
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Can anyone remember Lara Croft tomb raider on PlayStation? He reminded me of the old butler that used to follow her round with his rattling tray just me?
 
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thatsnotstrictlytrue

Watched his olly murrs story while Mr Strictly was in the room, who came out with
“Shut up you cunt”
Turned the voice on to have a wee look at that Olly, he looks fine, maybe just lost a bit of weight?
Imagine Mario calling poor Olly out like that. Shocking ma lovelies
 
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#noinfluencer

I can't stand Olly Murs, think he's a jumped up prick, but how the fuck can Mario McKnight, the cock-nosed, 3 haired gormless cretin comment on anyone else's appearance?
 
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Sickofinstagramcrap

Oh dear, i have been away from here for a wee while and jesus i came back at the right time…
He is just a netflix documentary waiting to happen with those creepy child catcher decorations
 
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menopausalmargrit

#noinfluencer said:
I can't stand Olly Murs, think he's a jumped up prick, but how the fuck can Mario McKnight, the cock-nosed, 3 haired gormless cretin comment on anyone else's appearance?
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Sorry ma lovelie, ahm oot living ma life as a should but when Mr Margrit text me to say about the Olly Murs comment I was straight into the corner of the pub (don’t want every cunt knowing am a troll) to come on here.

That cunt literally has black rings around his eyes and lips like he’s been dragged alang gravel face doon, and here he is slagging ma boyfriend. Naw, no huvin it.

And as fur you @#noinfluencer you should know better!!!! Nae castleveeeechie fur you oan Monday. #naedeserved
 
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Doodlebug71

As always this cunt shoots his load 2 seasons too early ...just live for the moment for fuck sake am still clinging onto summer
 
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Babybail93

Didn’t he have the door bow on the living room door last year, because obviously he can’t put it on the actual front door because the junkies will set it alight
 
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#noinfluencer

Ahm sorry I insulted yer boyfriend, ah didnae know you had a bit awn the side, hen , but now ah've got tae know, I apologise. Tonsa love
 
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Sloppys

He’s probably in the same position as that lady ma lovelie but he’s just too stupid and would rather rack up the debt buying all this shit.
 
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itsahardknockhunchlife

L00kform3 said:
Only Mario would go as far as buying a Christmas themed tissue box

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How many tier stands can he fit in that hovel?

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£20 for the stand and £15 on the box! £35 on just total unnecessary junk.
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And they sell these stands in home bargains exactly the same £8.99 cos I've got one,also looked up all the other stuff he hauled from small businesses,all on ali express for pennies
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
Didn’t he have the door bow on the living room door last year, because obviously he can’t put it on the actual front door because the junkies will set it alight
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Yes he did, and it looked friggin stupid

Thought I'd have a flick through last year's Christmas haul on his stories, and l forgot how much he bought This year looks worse, so they'll be coming to take Mario away to the funny farm this time
 
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Hyacinthsquash

That door handle really is the icing on the bespoke cake whut is he thinking. It is nae normal to have a bow on an internal door
 
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Realhousemouse

He’ll be aff this app and aff the deep end before by the second week in December. He’s absolutely lost the plot this year. I also voted the last week in November because 1) it’s the most normal/sensible option and 2) cos I knew it would piss him off so much cos he’ll be desperate to get all that shite up and was probably hoping to everyone would vote early November.
 
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SuzyE

What a great way to spend a Sunday. I'm about to adopt a position on the sofa to catch up on my crime channel recordings, and this idiot is checking his DM's

Instagram is definitely his life.
 
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Babybail93

I know I say it all the time, but his Mum must look at him and think “what the fuck did I produce?”. Not only is it ugly as sin, it’s a horrible, pathetic thing to boot.

Not one redeeming feature about him
 
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