Hope your alright dollHello ma lovelies
I cannae be arsed wi the wee poison dwarf the night.
Ma actual joab has broken ma bespoke heart the day
And Mazda
It's no cosy, it's no a hoose
Naebody sends you messages
And... you're an illiterate twat
Voting for the end of November proves there's more of his followers just like us Tattlers.November? Eh? Why oh why are we waiting till November. I vote middle of October hen.
#whywait #givethepeoplewhattheywant
Hen, I don't think didums understands deep and meaningful, he's baked out his nut 24/7 and who can blame him?Him and the orange manmust have the most boring relationship going. I get not all couples have deep conversations 24/7, but he has more of a relationship with his friggin phone and instagram. Sad, very sad
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I think the only time theyHen, I don't think didums understands deep and meaningful, he's baked out his nut 24/7 and who can blame him?
The twelve of fucking never, dickhead!Him and the orange manmust have the most boring relationship going. I get not all couples have deep conversations 24/7, but he has more of a relationship with his friggin phone and instagram. Sad, very sad
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Nope, im not entertaining this ideaI think the only time theyis the rare occasion we see them out have a few bevvys down the bingo hall. Derek needs all the Dutch courage he can lol
How manu candles do you need in the one room? Do they live like Shakespeare times in Paisley?Don't kid yourself Mario, that livingroom looks anything but cosy. Cold and uninviting more like
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I make it this.Watched his dots of doom.
Treatit hisself for the wiki.
October 2022: £74.50 on Christmas tat.
3x gingerbread men: £4 each
Door bow: £2
Standing Santa "which obviously stands" (no ma quote: £12
3x Candy cane picks: £3.50 each
Candy Cane 'lawleepops': £4
2x mesh: £4 each
"Couple a bits from Amazon and the Range" for his tier/tear stand: £13
Gingerbread train for the world's biggest console table: £11
TK Maxx pizza herbs: £2
https://giphy.com/1BPvv1QvbKV156jyul
Mebbes wee Deek is a secret tattler.the diluting orange looks like pish in a glass ma lovelie x
Play golf with an aubergine?I think the only time they
He's fucking hilarious, so aye!“ Youse all know I’m a self indulgent prick and have no regards to any of your suggestions and will do the opposite”
such a dick I swear ..why do them in the first place you prick . Surely even those who like him will get sick of him at this point. He just stuck 2 fingers up at them lol
Exactly. He should have kept his trap shut because it's only natural we'll be waiting nowSo he wasn’t going to go extra this Xmas cause he went extra last year cause his mental health wisnae good but he seems to be googn EXTRA extra this yearMaybe this year will be the year that finally breaks him
He's probably got them lit instead of the heating to save money for Home BargainsHow manu candles do you need in the one room? Do they live like Shakespeare times in Paisley?
How many families could that feed or be able to heat their homesI make it this.
I may be wrong.
Tony Almond.
Gingerbread men x 3 @ £3.99 = £11.97
Door bow @ £1.99, site says £3.25
Tree mesh x 2 ~ £4 = £8.00
Standing Santa @£12.00
Candy Cane Picks x 3 @ £2.49 or £3.49 = £7.47 or £10.47
Candy cane Lollipops x 3 @ £3.99 = £11.97
= £54.66 or £57.66
LittleLove store.
Wax melt Burner = £10
Gingerbread coasters = £6.95
Candy cane factory block = £9.95
Gingerbread House tissue box = £14.95
£41.85
Amazon.
Candy cane MDF set = £13.00
Gingerbread man set coming
Range.
Gingerbread Train = £17.00
= £30.00
Total = £126.51 or £129.51
Not included the herbs though
Overload on his videos - sorry.
So popped them behind a spoiler.
The stupid fucker says gust instead of gist.
Diamantes instead of sequins.
Last but least instead of last but no means least.
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