Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh

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Can we just talk about how smug he was a few days ago that absolutely naebody had guessed yet what he was adding to his theme yet then today he does a big Colleen Rooney style reveal ‘it’s…. Gingerbread men’ howling

I reckon he’s shitting bricks cos he knows hinch is gonna have that farm of hers looking like fucking Lapland come December
 
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He’s so patronising and jealous of everyone doing better than him (most people)

ps i only just really noticed the thread title and in ma confusion was like “Krystal McKnight?” Genuinely shocked her name isn’t Krystal chandelier
 
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I'd not even twigged his 'gingerbread reveal' was what he was harping on about the other day. No one other than you cares Martin!
He needs to swerve out of his candy cane lane and swerve into the real world and get his priorities straight
 
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Watched his dots of doom.

Treatit hisself for the wiki.

October 2022: £74.50 on Christmas tat.

3x gingerbread men: £4 each
Door bow: £2
Standing Santa "which obviously stands" (no ma quote: £12
3x Candy cane picks: £3.50 each
Candy Cane 'lawleepops' : £4
2x mesh: £4 each
"Couple a bits from Amazon and the Range" for his tier/tear stand: £13
Gingerbread train for the world's biggest console table: £11
TK Maxx pizza herbs: £2

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I have to comment again. Fucken hell, who does he think he is keep saying he’ll show us how he’s going to ‘style’ his tables and his tier stand - I refuse to believe that’s the proper name for it. Is he an interior designer now?

And just in case we didn’t realise, Christmas is getting to be big in the UK now, like it’s always been in America - it’s coming over here
 
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Same hen I love a wee serial killer. I often wonder what’s wrong with me
Absolutely nothing doll, it's oor passion and less creepy than a 40 year auld man buying cuddly Christmas decorations in October.

He’s so patronising and jealous of everyone doing better than him (most people)

ps i only just really noticed the thread title and in ma confusion was like “Krystal McKnight?” Genuinely shocked her name isn’t Krystal chandelier
Ma money is oan her middle name being Meth.

McKnight parents must huv hated aw their newborns to name them as they did. Marion, Krystal and you think Johnny is a normal name but ah think he wuz called that coz they wished they used wan nine months earlier.
 
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Hoose cheese so aye
#IYDKGTK
 
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Don't kid yourself Mario, that livingroom looks anything but cosy. Cold and uninviting more like

 
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the diluting orange looks like pish in a glass ma lovelie x
It does as well l bet he's tight on his alcohol

Mario, you need to look at yourself mate. The dark eye circles on you need attention, and it's not eye creams they need

 
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We are ..all this season decorating , Halloween , baby gender reveals , baby showers ! I mean I’m not being you a present at the baby shower and when your sprog is born Susan ! It’s all materialistic and shallow. And it’s twats like Marion who take the bate and he has the audacity to comment on it.

Sorry ma lovelies I’ll swerve back to my lane !

PS Marion is a cunt
 
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Is Martin ok? Slamming on Olly Murrs when he looks like Prince Philip in the eye department?

Latest post needs another option for ‘nae one gives a fuck’ we all know they will be up last weekend of October. Imagine planning your life aroond your Xmas decs as they’re your only content sad fucker.
 
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Hello ma lovelies

I cannae be arsed wi the wee poison dwarf the night.

Ma actual joab has broken ma bespoke heart the day

And Mazda
It's no cosy, it's no a hoose
Naebody sends you messages
And... you're an illiterate twat
 
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And just in case we didn’t realise, Christmas is getting to be big in the UK now, like it’s always been in America - it’s coming over here
I remember Christmas always being quite big in the UK and being able to buy cheap decorations. I guess Marlon Brandy knows better.

Love how he's teasing us by not telling us when he'll put his tree up in November.

One minute past midnight on 1st November. Nae debates. This will be Marion.

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It's like he thinks he's invented a 'theme' and everyone is going with it and all these small businesses are catching on. He's incapable of realising that the red and white candy tat everywhere is the result of mass produced plastic shite being ordered from China ages ago and stockpiled by wholesalers and now that's what's available to all the stores directly in front of customers - so he owns the exact same shit as most Poundland/B&M/ebay shoppers. Completely oblivious to the fact that just like the foggy tissue box mass imported, he could have got all this crap for pennies on AliExpress. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for supporting small businesses, I just am not going to buy their cheap, plastic, mass produced tat from China to do so.
 
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He will be fumming everyone’s wanting him to wait to the end of November hahahahah
 
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Ok I couldn’t last I had to reactive to see his dots of doom !

another tier table ! He is a wasteful prick ! I’m convince come Christmas he bins the lot and says I’ll have To buy new stuff next year as I’m an influencer !

Second the door bow has killed me off ! Yes Marion the Crackheads will love it ! I home they piss up it
 
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