Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold

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Madge2022

Babybail93 said:
The idea of a grown man holding one of those giant lollies made my stomach feel funny, and not in a good way
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Shartin Martin and wee Deek when they finally find a home bargains wi the in stock.



menopausalmargrit said:
I can’t wait until the big Boxing Day come down whilst I am counting down the days to my week in the canary sun in January.
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Ur ye gawni dae a reminder countdown oan the app ma lovelie?
 
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teatwo

You know he’s just waiting for wan ae his lovelies to source him them pedalo lollies

I did not type pedalo ma lovelies but you know what I’m saying
 
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muscadet

He’s only gone and got a 7ft one! I am so here for this disaster they won’t be able to see the badly fitting tv in the media wall
 
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#noinfluencer

*I don't know if we're allowed to post links, but please delete if needed and don't ban me, please!*

If this ain't Melv....

 
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Babybail93

A 7ft tree? how the fuck did Derek get that hame from toon and up the prison stairs?

More like Mario ordered it fae herself, and Amazon have just delivered
 
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menopausalmargrit

Babybail93 said:
A 7ft tree? how the fuck did Derek get that hame from toon and up the prison stairs?

More like Mario ordered it fae herself, and Amazon have just delivered
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Derek, who is about 4 foot 10 max, carrying a 7 foot tree… I am absolutely fucking screaming! Thank fuck I got myself a bottle of 13.5% wine when I got home.

This is going to be the best Christmas EVER! I can’t wait to spend October with you trolls absolutely roaring at all this glorious content he’s going to give us!
 
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Babybail93

Is it a dry Pirate Gregory hen?
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Evening lovelies, another new thread! #needed. I predict the erecting of the trees will be 5th November. I have a 7 foot tree and it's really wide. I don't think he's thought about that. Tit. Hope you all like my candy cane wreath, you know, because it's red and white, so aye.
 
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SuzyE

I love how it's always Derek suddenly buying things
They're going to have to climb the sofa to get out the livingroom once that goes up
 
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muscadet

Also the Paisley winter festival is returning this year for the first time since covid. Wonder if the king of Xmas will attend
 
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