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Who’s Pam?? Pat has done what now??
He can exfoliate, cleanse, tone, mousturise, serum, gel and balm it all he wants, he is rough as arses 
Wow what a treat for all his new mostly bought followers . Watching him hoover the only bit of space left in the flat , a whole two foot of carpet , then wiping around all the crap on the kitchen worktops and he saved the best for last his skin care regime . I’ve not watched him for a few days but I seriously think he is losing the plot after watching him tonight or he’s high with all the chemicals he sprays about
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"Platform" is currently having that effect on me!I swear if that mad bastard talks about his journey one more time I’m going to bleeping greet
IT'S bleeping USE MARION
USE!!!!
USE!!!!
Now, now, let’s not split hairs here
We all know he had you eating out the “Pam” of his hand with that last montage Youse aw luvved it Ekshekerra, ekshekerra If insta accidentally erased his total following, does anyone believe 90k would "re-subscribe"?
Knowing what we do about him and what he classes as trolling (re the person who asked if he didn't clean anymore and got blocked) if someone were to call him a fanny, does he class this as a homophobic barb?
Just wondering..........
Knowing what we do about him and what he classes as trolling (re the person who asked if he didn't clean anymore and got blocked) if someone were to call him a fanny, does he class this as a homophobic barb?
Just wondering..........
The Pam of his hand is about right. When he tried to do the hand backdrop, completely killed me because he clearly doesn't understand it's so that the camera can focus on the product. Marion gurning with his 5 head next to his hand doesn't quite cut it.
Those extra 5k followers have really gone to his already over-inflated ego. The problem is, I can't really tell you what his USP is? It's a scattergun approach in the hope that someone, somewhere is going to propel him to stardom.
Speaking of scatterguns, Marion must be so pissed off Homer got there first with the makeup techniques
Those extra 5k followers have really gone to his already over-inflated ego. The problem is, I can't really tell you what his USP is? It's a scattergun approach in the hope that someone, somewhere is going to propel him to stardom.
Speaking of scatterguns, Marion must be so pissed off Homer got there first with the makeup techniques
Did the guard come off your clippers Marion?
A puuure luvely bespoke cut plz. So aye.
He might have a face for radio but as he can barely speak coherently, I dont think a regular podcast or radio show will happen for him.
He is such a nonentity that I cant see how you'd get a pamphlet out of his life story never mind a book.
If his home is his shop window for artistic flair, there's not going to be any design/interiors offers.
He has nowhere to go with this insta thing even if his followers reach 1 million. It's the fact he's delusional and can't accept his ordinariness that gives us the joy on here but thats also the reason he isn't getting the deals.
He's just going to get more beggy, desperate and huffy
To be fair, his haircut really and truly is bespoke!
Hes got Kerrykatona disease in his eyes 
that’s why he can’t see what we see ...a skinny Little man trying to be a influencer but ending up looking like a complete twit who reeks of desperation ...amongst other things I’m sure .
that’s why he can’t see what we see ...a skinny Little man trying to be a influencer but ending up looking like a complete twit who reeks of desperation ...amongst other things I’m sure .
I did so well not getting involved with this dafty’s tit for a couple of weeks but I couldn’t not.....
Marion is the type of person who would write “the smorning” instead of “this morning”. Wtf is “youse”? What a bleeping cabbage.
Both me
Although the council one is from Julian Clary - I have never forgotten him saying it to Jonathan Ross about 30 years ago
Off now to enjoy this new bespoke, plush skincare journeee he has apparently treated us all to tonight ma lovelies.
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