I'm sure Marionette mentioned he cuts his own hair. Throw a pair of knickers at his heid cause he makes an arse of it.
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Two of my favourite haircut comments from here: "the council cuts his hair!" and "does he use a protractor to cut his hair? So many angles!" I had tears in my eyes. Also whenever he shows off his straighteners lmaooo. No need at all.
Urgh.....’Pam’ and her 5 strangler sisters 
Here we go.... 
I came on here to say this! I bet that’s the closest any woman has come near his bitsUrgh.....’Pam’ and her 5 strangler sisters
Defo been on the botox and the hair WTF, it was acceptable in the 80's
“Bought myself” AND he pays FULL rent. duck me, can you believe it 
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So is she trying to become a beauty blogger now? He’s like an onion burp, just keeps giving and giving
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If he keeps this type of vid up I think there will be a mass unfollowing. God I already miss the car crash rants and tales of Marvin the marvellous. He is trying to get all insta professional.
he is the gift that keeps giving
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Thought I was gonna piss myself watching him rub moisturiser into his five head 
Oh here we go the 590029th video of the same bleeping skin care regime. duck off Marion
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I’m not ashamed to admit it - I miss all that so very very much. Come back Marion McKnight, all’s forgiven!
The hand backdrop. Dying!
Sorry to go slightly off topic from the bizarre skincare rubbish we’ve just been treated to..
But just wanted to point out how quickly Mrs Hinch was to congratulate her new pal Joe Swash on his DOI win. Yet still no shout out for Marion on his article or 90k followers. I hope he starts to realise soon that he doesn’t really mean anything to her despite all this chat of them being such good mates!
Also the hand backdrop on the products killed me too
But just wanted to point out how quickly Mrs Hinch was to congratulate her new pal Joe Swash on his DOI win. Yet still no shout out for Marion on his article or 90k followers. I hope he starts to realise soon that he doesn’t really mean anything to her despite all this chat of them being such good mates!
Also the hand backdrop on the products killed me too
I swear if that mad bastard talks about his journey one more time I’m going to bleeping greet 
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Who is asking to see his skin care anyways. It’s not like he hasn’t showed everyone 63863537 times already. He has Defo had some Botox to his forehead. Cause no matter what he says drops of youth ain’t that bleeping good.
Having 90k followers is taking it's toll on him 
I wonder what he asks for when he goes to the hairdressers? He must cut that himself cause he never mentions going and I can’t imagine anyone else giving him a hair cut like that.
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