When he has me me me time? When it's self-care time? When he's out saving small businesses? When he's channelling his Vera Lynn for us plebs? C'mon Kiki, give poor Marion a break, he's a stunnin' guy with a sparkling flat, his beneficence towards Derek knows no bounds. Who else wouldn't be delighted with eleventy billion creme eggs on their birthday?When exactly isn't Melvin having "me time"? Everything is about Melvin and what he wants, the gobshite