There would be no sideling up, he would be in your face, flinging his arms about as you tried to escape.Imagine being in a club and that creature sidled up next to you? Just no. duck off.
If he didn't knock you sick with the stench of eau de crease release first!There would be no sideling up, he would be in your face, flinging his arms about as you tried to escape.
Not recently I don't think? His sister came on saying stuff not so long ago xBut don't they go up the bingo and holiday in Blackpool together?
Can you even imagine a Melv pick up line?Imagine being in a club and that creature sidled up next to you? Just no. duck off.
So aye, hiya. Youse probably awready know who am ir. Are you buying me a drink and so forth?Can you even imagine a Melv pick up line?
No really, can you?
Up to 93.1 now how the f**k did that happen lolI'm sure his followers were 91.3 earlier today now at 91.1. His cock wombling dancing has lost him followers. Yeah let's all staun in our bougie plush bedrooms and dance aff aw oor worries about cornonavirus what a fud.
He was aware aswell which is gross. Why couldn't he have changed his top and redone his bobble head wobble dance?My day would have been better without seeing his sweat stained top
Like I know we all sweat but to be soaked through your clothes sitting inside can't be niceHe was aware aswell which is gross. Why couldn't he have changed his top and redone his bobble head wobble dance?
what I see lol that stupid Chandler dancing. Where he thinks he’s good at dancing , but on reality he’s really. really, REALLY badWhat we see.....(gurning Scottish loon)
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I’d bet my life on arUp to 93.1 now how the f**k did that happen lol
I’d bet my life on at least 80% of his followers are only there to laugh and take the piss out him..surely 93,000 people don’t take him seriouslyUp to 93.1 now how the f**k did that happen lol
hes just highlighting that he’s a tit
He is an embarrassment, at least be clean you dirty little runt!!So aye, I jist thought I'd dae a wee dance fur yeees all and show aff ma sweaty pits![]()