so aye I just thought I'd pop up a wee throwback of ma evil eyebrows back in the day
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so aye I just thought I'd pop up a wee throwback of ma evil eyebrows back in the day
he reminds me of Darius Danesh from PopstarsThe singing highlight.... oh my days!!! When he goes a Capella with those eyebrows. bleeping comedy gold... Canโt stop laughing. Think I peed a little.
Mario just seems to grrrrrrate that teensy bit more!!!
He's been very quiet since his massive article that has launched him into the big time 
Maybe he is self isolating out of sheer embarrassment when his pea brain finally worked out it was ripping the piss out of him?
Maybe he is self isolating out of sheer embarrassment when his pea brain finally worked out it was ripping the piss out of him?
Always worth another watch
Disclaimer - I liked him on Popstars and Pop Idol and I still love Colourblind
he makes me want to scrub myself entirely with a Brillo pad.Always worth another watch
Disclaimer - I liked him on Popstars and Pop Idol and I still love Colourblind
I know someone that worked with him (after pop stars etc) and says he is a really nice guyAlways worth another watch
Disclaimer - I liked him on Popstars and Pop Idol and I still love Colourblind
That old photo of Melv, how quickly we forget the pre jurnnneeee eyebrows and teef!
LOL at the rubbish paint job and the botoxed five head.
He probably genuinely expected to be Mrs Hinch after that article. Fame, on This Morning chatting up Phil. Proper expensive gifted stuff.He's been very quiet since his massive article that has launched him into the big time
Hahahahaha!
Omg what account ? I live in paisley !Another Paisley based account that I follow said there are now two confirmed CV cases in Paisley. Maybe Melv is in a bunker somewhere without wifi
Spill I need to know too. I need something to fill the hole Melvin has left
I hope any of his sheep who rushed out to buy that monstrosity of a sofa stand on a plug today
Content it top draw this morning. Cleaning his sofa with a really wet damp very wrung out sponge 
. Also does he ever move any of his bespoke shite to clean Iโve watched him squeegee a 3 inch border of his rug wtf
. Also does he ever move any of his bespoke shite to clean Iโve watched him squeegee a 3 inch border of his rug wtfItโs the same old same old - time to bring something new to the table Marion. Mmm maybe lift the rug out of the way and hoovering under it might be a start
Content it top draw this morning. Cleaning his sofa with a really wet damp very wrung out sponge
I think he could get a whole weeks worth of content out of showing us him getting rid of all the absolute shite he hoards in there!
So heโs glad heโs umpteen dettol because itโs hard to get because of carona carona yet he was moaning about people stockpiling!
He angers me so much with his ridiculous way of saying things. We all can have our stupid moments but Jesus Christ he is another level! And no he never moves anything in kitchen either which is fine but surely once a week when your โdeep cleaningโ you can move the tit off of the counter tops! Or hoover under the rug!!Content it top draw this morning. Cleaning his sofa with a really wet damp very wrung out sponge
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I've heard the word plush that many times now it no longer feels like a real word. Stoppit Mazda. Just stop it.
And every single day now and again you go over your sofa with a sphoooongeee and give it a wipe down? Every day then Melvin? Or just now and again? Make your mind up while you invent a narrative of lies just to advertise products.
And every single day now and again you go over your sofa with a sphoooongeee and give it a wipe down? Every day then Melvin? Or just now and again? Make your mind up while you invent a narrative of lies just to advertise products.
Use my code for 20% off for my new staple sphoonge cloth itโs better than a microfibre and itโs made out of microfibre xxx
I love how he โdeep cleansโ by giving things a rub
I swear if I hear the word Plush in his stupid voice one more time 
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