Sort of looks like ringworm.
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When I told my Gran I was gay she laughed and said “Son, you came out the womb in a pair of heels”. That was 20 years ago. Times weren’t as devastatingly bad as Marion is making out although he’s from backwardsville, I’m born & bred in the centre of Glasgow.
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Haha ano I was thinking the sameJudgementalist ....another new word from Marion ...I’m sure that was a programme , he’s raging Derek going out
he was trying to play it cool slapping moisturiser into his head when he was talking about Derek going out to play football “with a bunch of boys” when really he’s actually fuminnnn
I hope wee Dezza falls in love with the goalie, elopes to Gretna and they live happily ever after.
Kinda like to see Melvin go through a Miss Havisham juuurneeeh
Kinda like to see Melvin go through a Miss Havisham juuurneeeh
I sort of gave a wee cheer when Marlon said Derek was going out to play. Bless wee Derek he's got new friends who will hopefully drag him towards the light and away from the chemical fog of that hoose.
Evening lads 
I've been avoiding the only geigh in the bespoke village recently as my blood pressure needed a break but now I see our Melv is now the reason the geighs have rights or something? Well that's just super! Well done Melvin Queen of Scots and defender of LGBTQ+++ peoples
Honestly, my eyes have just rolled so hard they are now pointing out the back of my skull. By the end of the week he'll have come up with a vaccine for the coronavirus and saved the planet. The bleeping donut!
I've been avoiding the only geigh in the bespoke village recently as my blood pressure needed a break but now I see our Melv is now the reason the geighs have rights or something? Well that's just super! Well done Melvin Queen of Scots and defender of LGBTQ+++ peoplesHonestly, my eyes have just rolled so hard they are now pointing out the back of my skull. By the end of the week he'll have come up with a vaccine for the coronavirus and saved the planet. The bleeping donut!
The way he was so self centred and dismissive about the effect of Coronavirus on people reminded me of his attitude towards animal testing last year, when he said he couldn’t care less about P&G testing on animals (just as long as he continued to get his freebies) He really is a selfish twit.
What the duck is that tapping all aboutThought I was gonna piss myself watching him rub moisturiser into his five head
Almost as annoying as the clicking of the fingersWhat the duck is that tapping all about
Fucken pissing myself! This thread is the best
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I see he’s on about his favourite topic tonight , talking about himself .
God he just loves the sound of his own voice .
God he just loves the sound of his own voice .
He's very blasé about 'carona carona' considering his dad's not long had major heart surgery.
I really couldn't be arsed to sit through his saga about coming out, but I'm guessing it's me, me, me, me, I'm the centre of the attention, I'm so brave, I'm such a trailblazer, me, me, me, and the fact that he is geigh probably is the most exciting thing in his life.
I bet maw and paw and all his pals in the 2 storey nightclub were shocked when he came out 
no one seen that coming
no one seen that coming
no debates on my page pls lol xoxx
I kinda feel its the fact he is gay is also why he's got the legions of middle aged women panting after him. They get to believe they''re a little bit cool. A straight Melvin would not have the same appeal and would not have those follower numbers
I agree - I find him insanely irritating and actually disgusting. (Not because he’s gay).
But just everything about him makes me wanna throw up in my mouth a bit. When he talks he makes my teeth hurt. I have no idea who so many people gush over him. his voice goes right through me like nails on a chalkboard
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