What weirdos ask him to show his “beauty” routine!!! He ain’t doing anything out of the ordinary. So aye 
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The use of ‘youse’ is particularly annoying as we have pointed out his error to him many times. He obviously isn’t paying enough attention to us!
I've said it before, I'll say it again, I reckon he's a bit of a piss head. Who drinks gin bleeping liqueur?!
Bodyshop is now a bleeping pyramid scheme or MLM as they prefer it to be called. His ‘rep’ will be sending him it all for free, but he or she will be paying for it with a view to using his humongous platform to change their life. Sure, I’m certain it’ll happen and they too will be on a crazy journeeee. #womensupportingwomen, so aye, and so forth.
It was 40% gin he was drinking on Saturday night. Still a dick thoughI've said it before, I'll say it again, I reckon he's a bit of a piss head. Who drinks gin bleeping liqueur?!
I love body shop but my closest is Glasgow so have used the home consultants a few times and by duck are they annoying! My local consultant mails me every order that’s there is one going out if I’d like anything!! My answer is always no always she has a good deal on. GO AWAY!
I have some questions.
What was the hand backdrop all about?
Why does he tap/pat his face like that?
Why does nobody tell him that his hair looks like the lecky ran out when he was half way through with the clippers?
Why doesn’t he move anything when dusting?
Why does his bleeping cat annoy me so much?
And lastly, Is Derek okay? He’s a few butties short of a picnic that’s clear to see, but he always looks off his Barnet when he’s on the stories. His eyebrows can duck off too.
That’s all for now, if anybody has any answers I’d be most grateful
What was the hand backdrop all about?
Why does he tap/pat his face like that?
Why does nobody tell him that his hair looks like the lecky ran out when he was half way through with the clippers?
Why doesn’t he move anything when dusting?
Why does his bleeping cat annoy me so much?
And lastly, Is Derek okay? He’s a few butties short of a picnic that’s clear to see, but he always looks off his Barnet when he’s on the stories. His eyebrows can duck off too.
That’s all for now, if anybody has any answers I’d be most grateful
I must say the cat is absolutely terrified looking most of the time. She does not look tamed or used to human contact, petrified and darts away for cover whenever Marion comes near. I’ve owned a fair few cats throughout my life and find it odd she’s so timid when they’ve had her from a kitten.I have some questions.
What was the hand backdrop all about?
Why does he tap/pat his face like that?
Why does nobody tell him that his hair looks like the lecky ran out when he was half way through with the clippers?
Why doesn’t he move anything when dusting?
Why does his bleeping cat annoy me so much?
And lastly, Is Derek okay? He’s a few butties short of a picnic that’s clear to see, but he always looks off his Barnet when he’s on the stories. His eyebrows can duck off too.
That’s all for now, if anybody has any answers I’d be most grateful
I think the response to most of these is because he is a knob.I have some questions.
What was the hand backdrop all about?
Why does he tap/pat his face like that?
Why does nobody tell him that his hair looks like the lecky ran out when he was half way through with the clippers?
Why doesn’t he move anything when dusting?
Why does his bleeping cat annoy me so much?
And lastly, Is Derek okay? He’s a few butties short of a picnic that’s clear to see, but he always looks off his Barnet when he’s on the stories. His eyebrows can duck off too.
That’s all for now, if anybody has any answers I’d be most grateful
I do feel sad for wee purple Ryan. She's a cute cat but it's clear to me she does not like Mario. From the pics he's shared of her sleeping on and next to Derek I think it's obvious that Rayn agrees that Marlon is a fud and steers well clear of him.
Just gonna leave this here.
Shine bright like a diamond...
Happy Monday!
Shine bright like a diamond...
Happy Monday!
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I know it’s good to love yourself but bleeping hell he,s completely besotted! I want that eye complaint he’s got, it’s like looking through rose coloured glasses
Just gonna leave this here.
Shine bright like a diamond...
Happy Monday!
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I know it’s good to love yourself but bleeping hell he,s completely besotted! I want that eye complaint he’s got, it’s like looking through rose coloured glasses
I think if Rayn the cat could have a tattle account to express her disdain for Mario, she 100% would
He's tagging Victoria Beckham in his stories now.
Hope he's not pinning his hopes on a reply!
Hope he's not pinning his hopes on a reply!
Oh do duck off Marion.
If you think the Beckhams are still in love and Dave's not got a mistress in Miami and walking round armed with NDA's so he can shag whoever he takes a fancy to without consequence, then you're a bleeping idiot son. Honestly, it's chavs like him buying into this tit that keeps them in business.
If you think the Beckhams are still in love and Dave's not got a mistress in Miami and walking round armed with NDA's so he can shag whoever he takes a fancy to without consequence, then you're a bleeping idiot son. Honestly, it's chavs like him buying into this tit that keeps them in business.
She probably jumped out the window to get to an internet cafe - after she'd been down to the town hall to change her name by deed poll obvsI think if Rayn the cat could have a tattle account to express her disdain for Mario, she 100% would
Yes on the name change thing!!Oh do duck off Marion.
If you think the Beckhams are still in love and Dave's not got a mistress in Miami and walking round armed with NDA's so he can shag whoever he takes a fancy to without consequence, then you're a bleeping idiot son. Honestly, it's chavs like him buying into this tit that keeps them in business.
She probably jumped out the window to get to an internet cafe - after she'd been down to the town hall to change her name by deed poll obvs
Rayn. People call their pets stupid names all the time and they are glorious, but Rayn? Poor cat 
For the love of all that is good in the world can I beg anyone following Marion to unfollow. You can still see his “jurnehhh” and hopefully it will mean we don’t have to suffer the possibility of him hitting 100k followers
Did he ever say where that stupid name came from?Yes on the name change thing!!
Apparently when she launches herself out the window the other residents can say "Looks like Rayn again dear!"
*tumbleweed*
I've got a confession to make. I've let you all down.
After watching Marion's highlights, specifically the 'singing' one, I have spent ALL day cleaning my house (where I pay FULL RENT)!
I also may have listened to Whitney Houston whilst doing so...
I didn't, however, have any Lenor crease stuff nor any Zoflora. I am a cheap ass, Tesco Value version of our Melv.
After watching Marion's highlights, specifically the 'singing' one, I have spent ALL day cleaning my house (where I pay FULL RENT)!
I also may have listened to Whitney Houston whilst doing so...
I didn't, however, have any Lenor crease stuff nor any Zoflora. I am a cheap ass, Tesco Value version of our Melv.
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