He has to turn it up ma lovely to drown out the crackheads in the communal hall way. Back in ye lane you go
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
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I'm about 10 dots in and if you skipped through this you'd think he's talking about wiping his arse or having a ham shank the ways he's going on.
Give me strength to get through the next 500 dots.
Give me strength to get through the next 500 dots.
I’ve no watched the dots of doom, I’m watching that other better team (that must be what derek is doing
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)You need it to get through it 
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To summarise those dots of doom: he blew it. He knows the chance to make any money via his platform died a death a long time ago and so is trying his best to excuse it by saying it just wisnae fur him to go tae those heights 
as he would say….. cringe!
as he would say….. cringe!
A million dots of doom again the night. I’m 3 dots in and he’s said twice that he ‘gets affronted’ when doing stories in front of Deek... Here’s what being affronted means Martin... stop using words you don’t understand to try and make you sound clever. You just sound like a tit 
Spoiler alert - Marion can’t get through his dots of doom without contradicting himself…guess who makes a surprise appearance tonight in the dots of doom lolA million dots of doom again the night. I’m 3 dots in and he’s said twice that he ‘gets affronted’ when doing stories in front of Deek... Here’s what being affronted means Martin... stop using words you don’t understand to try and make you sound clever. You just sound like a tit
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A wunnir how the non Scottish tattlers are keeping up wae the better team (I’ve no watched the dots of doom, I’m watching thatotherbetter team (that must be what derek is doing
) and dirty chat because we’ve only just got through tottie scones and square sausage
Ten teeems oot a teeen…… ten teeems oot a teeen….
Oh duck off!
That five heid grows at least an inch by the day as well. I’d love tae smother his head in immac when he’s asleep. Put the bleep oot of its misery
Oh duck off!
That five heid grows at least an inch by the day as well. I’d love tae smother his head in immac when he’s asleep. Put the bleep oot of its misery
For someone who hates the influencer title Mario, you certainly bang on about it a lot. Translated means, you really hate that you failed at being one and secretly envy the one's that made money from it.
Oh look, it's the orange man himself! 
Oh look, it's the orange man himself!
He hates it, but what's this tit all about then?
And omfg... what's this outfit? Look at the baby button mushroom.
Derek forgot his wee white cone hood #kkk
Yeeee mean the wee man he canny do stories in front of but then proceeds to do a story withFor someone who hates the influencer title Mario, you certainly bang on about it a lot. Translated means, you really hate that you failed at being one and secretly envy the one's that made money from it.
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Oh look, it's the orange man himself!
at this point I think Marion is the one who trolls us
He needs help!
The only thing he is influencing is me to be a raging hormonal witch
I though he was relaxing in a bath listening to a podcast about being an influencer ! Then I remembered he doesn’t have a bath
I though he was relaxing in a bath listening to a podcast about being an influencer ! Then I remembered he doesn’t have a bath
How can you be shy and have no confidence but proceed to do 100 dots on that app? That’s what I don’t understand with the actual “influencer’s” either when they claim to have anxiety bla bla bla but have no problem talking to thousands of strangers. I couldn’t think of anything worse 
How I feel every time I see his ugly mug
The indents in the tongue
signs of vitamin and mineral deficiency! Eat a carrot Marion
Hates doing videos in front of Deed Deek, no less than an hour later he does a video with Deed Derek.
Talking and recording perfectly he's definitely not affronted.
Sooo ayye when Mrs.H always has something new coming out or going on this dimwit plays the poor little auld Ayrshire boy me.
Talking and recording perfectly he's definitely not affronted.
Sooo ayye when Mrs.H always has something new coming out or going on this dimwit plays the poor little auld Ayrshire boy me.
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