Getting up in the morning, sitting on the edge of the bed scratching his bald head while his arse is leaving a ginger circle on the bottom sheet. https://giphy.com/BcPLSlLg1w3jaUgh, 2 dirty bum holes brushing against fresh bedding. All kids of wrong.
I would love to know how small it isAh am affronted that he is taking them morning pics from his bed whilst he is nudey undae the covers. Wee blinds cracked open showing Beirut bedside view, Marion’s Todger sweating away undae the sheets..
Me take the Mick out of somebody, unheard of@Madge2022 & @hopethishelpsallthebest this is absolute class. Yous cunny funts on this thread make me wantae wave my anonymity and get use to slag me.
@chickenlittle007 how can you no laugh at this gold
Ginger circle has done me in!Getting up in the morning, sitting on the edge of the bed scratching his bald head while his arse is leaving a ginger circle on the bottom sheet. https://giphy.com/BcPLSlLg1w3ja
According to @Babybail93 its a tiny clit I believe.I would love to know how small it isI recon 1.5 inch max. Any ex lovers lurking who would like to spill the beans
Ah bet the local maws use him tae get kids tae behave. Telling their weans if they don't behave ah'm gonni send youse tae live wi dumb and dumber!Ah am affronted that he is taking them morning pics from his bed whilst he is nudey undae the covers. Wee blinds cracked open showing Beirut bedside view, Marion’s Todger sweating away undae the sheets..
We don't need a Photoshop of that and nae debates!
It’s definitely a little clitty ma lovely. Nae swinging tae it. Also, we’ve heard oan the grapevine that he is bald as a coot doon there.
Smothered in talc, I've read. So aye.It’s definitely a little clitty ma lovely. Nae swinging tae it. Also, we’ve heard oan the grapevine that he is bald as a coot doon there.
I have one in my album, but believe it or not, I get in a fair bit of trouble here, so I won't risk it for a biscuit.Ah bet the local maws use him tae get kids tae behave. Telling their weans if they don't behave ah'm gonni send youse tae live wi dumb and dumber!
We don't need a Photoshop of that and nae debates!
Terrible incident where Mr Dayn had a shower, hung his towel up, and there was a ginger circle on it. We only have white towels, I raged and shouted. Told his mum. Men eh, wish I was into women.
Does a wee fart and a puff of talc rises in the air.Smothered in talc, I've read. So aye.
I have one in my album, but believe it or not, I get in a fair bit of trouble here, so I won't risk it for a biscuit.
He definitely will have, given that a review happens every 2 years he's likely claimed it when he claimed a legacy benefit before he started working, he only works part time but he's claimed it before he started and since its not means tested it doesn't matter if he works he's only workin part time to show he's too disabled to work fuhl time and it'll fuck up any top up they get and any deductions. He's absolutely no told them about his joab either. He's still gettin it and is still within his first claim I reckon (2 year)My PIP is only £55 a week for my bespoke chronic illnesses (27 hospital admissions in one year alone, multiple surgeries, mobility issues, blue badge, and so on and so forth)
I bet the wee blaggart gets more than me even though he “works”….
ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreamsWhy am I blurting all this stuff out to youse, I'm not back on the tramadol, promise.
FaceTimed a mate on holiday in Thailand, she bought two sticks of a Monstera Albo at vast expense for me to root and grow while I was under the influence. It wasn't a great summer tbh, I'm grateful I'm off them, sorry that you still need them.ha ha I’m about to take my bed time tramadol. Better not have wee fuzzy felt running round my drugged up dreams
Showing your age there hen, Trinny & SuzannahWhat the fuck is a fucking dress coat and a dress scarf???
In Winter I do socialise quite a bit and I have two coats but this cunt has about 100 and never goes out. I suppose I do have a lovely flat, go some really nice holidays and weekend breaks so I know what I would rather. I always remember Trinny and Susanna saying you only need two of each item and can make a number of different outfits.
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