Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[Freefalling]

Aww ffs, she'll be scunnert with that eyesore before Halloween!

 

[teaandgoss101]

Excuse me. He boils Stovies from scratch and deep fries eggs.

Oh yeah forgot the day he had to remind us he was no cook…we would never of known otherwise

Naw hens, i canny believe cunts lit is live amongst us. If youse thought Maz and his autumn shite wis bad then a certain wee ‘Juls’ on tiktok (IYKYK, dunno if am allowed to actually say) has got her Christmas tree up loonballs the lot a them. View attachment 1554818

I mean the government is literally advising against Christmas lights this year out of fears of a blackout and these cunts are putting the tree up 4 months early

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Naw hens, i canny believe cunts lit is live amongst us. If youse thought Maz and his autumn shite wis bad then a certain wee ‘Juls’ on tiktok (IYKYK, dunno if am allowed to actually say) has got her Christmas tree up loonballs the lot a them. View attachment 1554818

That’s no a Christmas tree hen, wheres the colour? The twinkling lights?
surely it’s a joke, they must be certifiably insane to have a bleeping ‘Christmas tree’ up in September

 

[teaandgoss101]

That’s no a Christmas tree hen, wheres the colour? The twinkling lights?
surely it’s a joke, they must be certifiably insane to have a bleeping ‘Christmas tree’ up in September

Marion will. E spitting feathers if he sees someone has beating him to it ! He will. E like right duck Christmas I’m moving on to Easter.

 

[twilightgarden]

Our Maria only works about 3 hours a week, how does he have so much “annual leave” ?!! Please help me get tae ken ma lovelies.

Place your bets on what his plans are for his time off.
Getting awww cosy

Stinking oot the flat with his IBS explosions/BO 🧅

Trip to B&M to buy more Christmas crap

Meal at Castleveeeeechi #needed

Standing outside a restaurant for half an hour, shrieking his table has been given to someone else when he didn’t inform staff of his booking

Squeezing his pot belly into 10 year old lassies “silk” pyjamas

Liberally applying just for men after us nasty trolls noticed his boujee greys

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Oh yeah forgot the day he had to remind us he was no cook…we would never of known otherwise


I mean the government is literally advising against Christmas lights this year out of fears of a blackout and these cunts are putting the tree up 4 months early

This is 100% the best video on insta. bleeping immense.

 

[Eeyore147]

Are we ready to mop kick into Monday and get this week done? We know he’s already counting down to Friday so he can get cozy and have a chilled one (as this weekend was obviously so full on ). Are we getting a Bingo on a photo of the bed…….

 

[scottloz]

'Rest day' for Marian. A rest from what is yet to be established. I think we can rule out a rest from talking absolute pish.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

'Rest day' for Marian. A rest from what is yet to be established. I think we can rule out a rest from talking absolute pish.

Rest day yet he’s ‘getting the house (flat Martin, at a push but not a house) scrubbed before work’ someone make it make sense

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ma lovelies how does one go about getting monthly annual leave?
And also what is rest day but scrub the studio apartment and have work?
Am confused.

Also is it a posh thing 'annual leave' usually Isa would say just got holidays tae take or aff work but Isa is scheme burd so am not down with the posh Adrossan/seedhill lingo.

'Rest day' for Marian. A rest from what is yet to be established. I think we can rule out a rest from talking absolute pish.

It's definitely not a rest from the bank cards taking a beating

 

[Babybail93]

I think the absolute moon unit means RESET day, but has even misspelt a simple word like that and got REST

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Rest day He does make me laugh. Wee Martin only works about 30mins a week and literally goes nowhere or does anything with his days. Every day is a rest day I think. My post my rules so nae debates hens xxxx

 

[Madge2022]

Marion will. E spitting feathers if he sees someone has beating him to it ! He will. E like right duck Christmas I’m moving on to Easter.

Martin disnae dae Easter, it's fur weans. Apparently autumn is fur adults

 

[SuzyE]

Scrubbing the place my arse. All I'll say is manky skirting boards, so do those first ya scruff!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Naw hens, i canny believe cunts lit is live amongst us. If youse thought Maz and his autumn shite wis bad then a certain wee ‘Juls’ on tiktok (IYKYK, dunno if am allowed to actually say) has got her Christmas tree up loonballs the lot a them. View attachment 1554818

There's an attention seeking fucker oan my app. She starts putting Christmas decorations up in August, she put a post up of her teen daughter in a Christmas onesie last night, the tree will go up in the next week. I love Christmas but ffs, get a life.

 

[Freefalling]

Rest day?

Does he mean from the gym? No
Does he mean from his hectic social life? No
Does he mean from his taxing career? No
Does he mean from his voluntary work? No

All this bleep does is rest.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Annual leave again! Wtf! I swear he had it 3 weeks ago. They are clearly telling him to stay home, as they can't bare to be around the stinking runt.

 

[Edie Po]

He really does have an unhealthy obsession with pumpkins ..is it because the stalks remind him of his nose ..

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

There's an attention seeking fucker oan my app. She starts putting Christmas decorations up in August, she put a post up of her teen daughter in a Christmas onesie last night, the tree will go up in the next week. I love Christmas but ffs, get a life.

Adding this pic here, look at the date. Same crap every year.

 

[Kat__lax]

Cause the app is no ma joab and I must get to know but is it some kind of race on who puts their season tat up the earliest? You know the app they aw post oan just cause they absolutely love it stunning it’s gorgeous and it’s no for validation or likes, ano some of the accounts with more than 1 brain cell do it for money no Martine though she’s no about that, staying humble xxx

Adding this pic here, look at the date. Same crap every year.
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That is totally ridiculous and SO cheap looking, they really need to sit down and get some class!!!