Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap

[ReginaPhalange9292]

A wee bespoke wax melt journeee is the best thing I've ever read
Do we think he means starting his own business aka buy them in bulk from Ali Express white labelled and slapping a sticker on them and assuming people will buy the tat
OR maybe he will actually take the time to research how to make proper melts using proper ingredients (no paraffin etc since not recommended for anyone with animals) and melting them himself/sourcing his own packaging/doing consumer research etc and actually making something of his life and a proper business.
I know which one I'd put my money on
Fucks sake Maz

 

[teatwo]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Congratulations ma lovelie Do some titty pumps and celebrate wae wan ae them

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Me to another new thread:

and so forth!

 

[me ma will tell ya]

Me to another new thread:

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and so forth!

You know when you've been tangooed. if ya don't know get tae know.
Hes nearly the same colour as deeks orange order sash.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Me to another new thread:

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and so forth!

Why didn't anyone tell him he looks like a dick with that expression.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He has to be the most ugliest bloke, ever. His mother must be so disappointed.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Just finished ma 10 hour shift bleep of a day!! But it's Friday ma weekend off!! ( off every weekend)
Brand new thread has made it better well done @Madge2022 away you celebrate buy yourself some lovely cheap velvet pumpkins, wax melts or nice food at Jam jar you do you your life, your thread, your rules and so forth.
How tf is this muppet be buying MORE stuff like he hasn't got enough already.
Also was thinking reckon his claims DLA for his Kerry katonas, he's so blind canne walk across door himself or see his phone...but yet he's sight is perfectly fine when it comes to finding Deed Deeks bank card and purchasing new tat he could fill every house on one housing scheme alone.

 

[Rayne]

Ah'm pure shocked, ah hud furgoat aw aboot this

Never has a thread title been mair deserved and so forth, just as well there's nae DMs here as my inbox wud be full.

Noo where's ma speech ah wrote ...

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Ya got there in the end ma lovely, it wae all ma chanting ya on from the rooftops

 

[avabella]

I've just figured out exactly where his house is and I'm creased. Next time I'm through that way I'm going to hang around to see if I can see him and the gnome.

 

[Madge2022]

Thanks tae aw ma fans, much love and nae nasty trolls ...oops rang app.

Recap of last thread, autumn two months early and a non event birthday.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Just finished ma 10 hour shift bleep of a day!! But it's Friday ma weekend off!! ( off every weekend)
Brand new thread has made it better well done @Madge2022 away you celebrate buy yourself some lovely cheap velvet pumpkins, wax melts or nice food at Jam jar you do you your life, your thread, your rules and so forth.
How tf is this muppet be buying MORE stuff like he hasn't got enough already.
Also was thinking reckon his claims DLA for his Kerry katonas, he's so blind canne walk across door himself or see his phone...but yet he's sight is perfectly fine when it comes to finding Deed Deeks bank card and purchasing new tat he could fill every house on one housing scheme alone.

His eyesight is nowhere near bad enough to claim dla on. You have to be seriously impaired in both eyes, he's just not.

 

[Madge2022]

His eyesight is nowhere near bad enough to claim dla on. You have to be seriously impaired in both eyes, he's just not.

I have a relative who is registered blind and gets very little unlike Martin. Unless he's had a secret lottery win, surely he would move!

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

I've just figured out exactly where his house is and I'm creased. Next time I'm through that way I'm going to hang around to see if I can see him and

His eyesight is nowhere near bad enough to claim dla on. You have to be seriously impaired in both eyes, he's just not.

People play the system but, I mean I rarely see him wearing his glasses he doesn't do contact lenses that I know of, he out and about with no glasses plenty of photos about to prove that to us lovelies but aye am away for a trip down memory and watch his highlights when he was exaggerating and almost greeting about his Kerry katonas
Tons a love Isa

 

[Madge2022]

Watching his haul fur ma sins ...so far some is autumn and some is interior, eh?!?

Canni wait fur the rest, oan the edge of ma seat.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I've just figured out exactly where his house is and I'm creased. Next time I'm through that way I'm going to hang around to see if I can see him and the gnome.

It’s not a house ma lovelie it’s a bespoke bed sit so aye

My kid and fella were playing snakes and ladders earlier on and she tried to cheat and my fella said stay in your own line, well I immediately thought he had said lane and I’ve been clutching ma beak all day

 

[TheFabFader]

Hope youse are all watching the unboxing of his Pretty Little Home haul. I’ve poured masel one of them . I think I cud a finished the bottle by the time them dots a doom are done. Spine bright lovlies

Edit - If youse want more pictures, please don’t ask me. I’m done
FFS, it’s all bloody gifted. Ahm rippin

 

[Blanche Hunt]

SO WEIGHTY. So aye.

 

[DramaQueen79]

This clown thinks he is an interior designer?! Buckelt

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Awl them dots of doom i dare'nt watch the shite so aye []

 

[Madge2022]

SO WEIGHTY. So aye.

Like his jobbies.