Aw, whit ah’d pay to watch Deek set fire take those wee daft pumpkins and chuck them oot the windae. He’s not gonna be a happy wee clementine the day, that’s fur sure.Well ma loverlies, if the fitba stays at this score ah'm hoping fur wee Deek tae go radio rental and smash up the autumnal display, ah'm here fur that jurney! Mebbes Martin El either dae a wee live or a PowerPoint presentation.
You bet me to it ma luvley. Marios panic buying Christmas pressies noo because he knows deeks coming in stinking of orange order odour and is gonna turn the place upside doon in a sectarian rage. So aye.Well ma loverlies, if the fitba stays at this score ah'm hoping fur wee Deek tae go radio rental and smash up the autumnal display, ah'm here fur that jurney! Mebbes Martin El either dae a wee live or a PowerPoint presentation.
Brilliant Blanche, kin jist hear Martin telling wee Deek the nite, ah've started yer shopping fur ma Christmas (wunner if he calls it cissmas?), ye need tae be sensible wi money Derek!Bought his first Xmas gift, probably a “Tae Martin love Martin” effort oan Deeks credit caird.
Aww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #neededSensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word
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And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
The tattooAww now I think it's a beautiful cup ma lovelie, so bespoke and #needed
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He’s a salesman’s dream is he no. Wid actually buy anything sitting oan a display. Looks like the freebies aff Jenny will be gawn tae the back a the cupboard along wae the other hunner cups he’s got.Sensible, pfffttt he doesn't know the meaning of the word
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And showing off that new starbucks cup you're just so wasteful and thick, be sure no one visits you to see it. Imbecile
Probably not, as we wud huv hud dots of doom aboot his outfit a week ago, like the big night out tae the community centre for a weans dance show.I see the brother and his boyfriend have put on a big spread today. Must be having people over. Wonder if Marion will be invited…
Is he a member of that lot tooMr Margrit just shouted “get intae that manky mob!” So he’s been warned that he will be sent to the bedroom to watch it on the shell chair if there’s anymore of that.
I nearly sharted myself and I am now on edge so pouring a wee wine to calm me down.
No ma lovelie, he’s a catholic and a massive Celtic fan. #Masc4MascIs he a member of that lot too?
Mr Mac’s been sent oot the hoose in disgrace tae the shops wae the petty cash fur a wee cider after his shouting at the telly. Sent the eldest feral wean with him an aw, make sure he behaved himself so aye.Mr Margrit just shouted “get intae that manky mob!” So he’s been warned that he will be sent to the bedroom to watch it on the shell chair if there’s anymore of that.
I nearly sharted myself and I am now on edge so pouring a wee wine to calm me down.
Has the second Cost of Living payment gone in?Where’s he getting all the money from ? Don’t believe Derek is buying him all these presents all of a sudden .
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