OMG I’m sitting next to my boys bed while he falls asleep and literally clutching my beak to stop laughing so I don’t wake him
that us hens will be having
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Where is the cupboard of shame?This is him justifying why he NEEDS a new one. #obvs #DESERVED
We all know your flat's tiny, Martin. You can't even hide a shart in the place.
The journalist made sure to mention your wee flat was small. Multiple times:
"On Instagram, Mario McKnight’s home is a grey, white and shiny palace with a candle in every corner. In real life, it’s exactly the same. I can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in.
He and Derek have no plans to move out of their Paisley council flat, even though it is not the ideal base for a cleanfluencer. It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.
There is so little cupboard space that he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room and has a cupboard of shame, that never appears in photographs, hidden in the bedroom.
He turns down most of the free gifts he’s offered – partly because he has nowhere to keep them."
That place isn’t far from me - he’s getting too close for my liking - I would say he’s venturing further afield but it’s one stop on the train for himSo they really did have a meal from a pre theatre menu, but didn’t go to the theatre!!
Check him out on stories sharing The Range again. Just another small business he likes to promote and put on the map.
Hidden in the bedroom allegedly (where?!). He probably meant the door to the
The only bit of autumn tat I enjoyed was the wee knitted bumhole! You must find it Marion, look harder.
He binned it last year because he’s a wasteful prick and there’s no way he can store all that tat in his bedsit. The amount of crap and the space he has goes against the laws of physics so aye.
Do we think he will actually go to the cinema to watch Hocus Pocus 2? He didn’t bother with the Elvis movie. Don’t think Cineworld do Klarna
Do we think he will actually go to the cinema to watch Hocus Pocus 2? He didn’t bother with the Elvis movie. Don’t think Cineworld do Klarna
There's nae way he's loast a wreath in the postage stamp.
Thinking aboot poor wee Deek,
pulls a pig for a bet and now he's stuck wit Baldilocks claiming squatters rights, taking over the flat and putting up a Xmas tree in June.
Honestly Deek ma lovely, if I ever win the lottery I'll save ye.
You can be treatit to a new hoose with a back door and never have to see Martin again, so aye
Thinking aboot poor wee Deek,
pulls a pig for a bet and now he's stuck wit Baldilocks claiming squatters rights, taking over the flat and putting up a Xmas tree in June.
Honestly Deek ma lovely, if I ever win the lottery I'll save ye.
You can be treatit to a new hoose with a back door and never have to see Martin again, so aye
Same fashion sense since 2015
Gave him his bus fare to make sure he fucked off.
"Faulty" after burning the soles off them pounding the Paisley pavements.
Paid for his travels because he's got a disability - "we've aw got oar disabilities" - no ma quote and he
I think the management fancied me 
clutching my beak Martin. In your dreams
clutching my beak Martin. In your dreams
No, the management just wanted you to duck off and stop waving the shart card in their face
Exactly, if someone fancies you they don't give you your bus fare to duck off. So so funny.I think the management fancied me
Is this from his old account that’s private? Is there Anything on there which proves he’s lying about the dates he moved in with Derek?
Same shite spelling anol "to be fare"
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