Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

It must be killing the wee lassie not to talk about treatit himsel and his bleep washings because we'll aw get bingo.

Edit: Never mind!!! He's just talked about getting breakfast out and showing his autimn bits!

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Aw god here we go with another haul

He's actually so pathetic he needs help!

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

Marion, listen to me. No one in the history of the world, on their death bed has uttered the words ‘I really wish I’d spent more time buying plastic tat from B&M.’

Now get a bleeping life.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Bingo

• Treatit hiself to food. Obvs!
• Gutted the place.
• bleep washings.
• New Autumn bits
• Wee selfie

Bingo

Treatit hisself to food.
New autumn bits

Martin, talking about how cheap it all was doesn't make it look any better. You can't afford it and don't need it, you wasteful man.

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

He's got 3 jars with scotch eggs on the top

Hahahahaha what a weapon

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He's got 3 jars with scotch eggs on the top

Hahahahaha what a weapon

Did you hear him mention the wee lassie who also wanted his jars? She probably got shoved out of the way like the wee Granny

 

[TommyShelbysWife]

Did you hear him mention the wee lassie who also wanted his jars? She probably got shoved out of the way like the wee Granny

Yes hen I heard that he's a facking orrible baw bag.

 

[doreenforeen]

Aw god here we go with another haul

He's actually so pathetic he needs help!

He actually buys so much crap wtf is he going to doodle on that message board tombstone pointless shite my brain is fryed watching that

 

[Misssj80]

Those jars are horrible. And he's not going to use them until next year(?), Not sure if I heard him right there?
And as for that pumpkin light for only £4, I'm speechless

 

[Pandasnooks]

Savings???? Nest egg???? Fck off has he got any cash. They are wk to wk living!

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

His bathroom is so small he has to fold his bath mat over to make it fit. Smell. The. bleeping. Wealth.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Absoloot steal hens and thats aww am saying the day so aye

 

[MrsJ2000]

He’s 39 next week!! WHAT!!

Edited to add - bespoke pants on the right!

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Hobbycraft, TX Maxx, Amazon, B&M, Matalan featured in today's haul, just a few of the small businesses Mazda likes to put ON THE MAP. Can't wait for the tea and coffee station jurneee

 

[laynelo_]

He’s 39 next week!! WHAT!!

Edited to add - bespoke pants on the right!

He defo had to look up how to spell that, it first said ‘hoekus pokus’

 

[iris8]

Those jars are horrendous, £3.50, wouldn’t pay 50p. Why the cork ball on top!

The sign, the light. Sorry who in their right mind thinks this is cool for their “home” with no kids.

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Those jars are horrendous, £3.50, wouldn’t pay 50p. Why the cork ball on top!

The sign, the light. Sorry who in their right mind thinks this is cool for their “home” with no kids.

It's all getting put on display, who's coming to see it?! The light is hideous, wouldnae gie it hoose room.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Those jars are horrendous, £3.50, wouldn’t pay 50p. Why the cork ball on top!

The sign, the light. Sorry who in their right mind thinks this is cool for their “home” with no kids.

They double up as butt plugs hen fur a right smashing the bumming fort up so aye

 

[MrsPoison]

Those three jars with round corks look like something out of a coconut shy. Maybe he'll set them up in the kitchen and throw wax melts at them.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

He’s 39 next week!! WHAT!!

Edited to add - bespoke pants on the right!

I wouldn't buy that shite and we have children