Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing

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So what is he watching on tv tonight? The Hit List, hoping he can get he songs from the 80's when he had hair
 
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That tracksuit is making me itch and sweat just looking at it. I can feel my hair standing up wae the static
Full on nylon. He'll be sparking soon

Make sure to post a couple of pics here of NY for tit head to get jealous over!
 
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Ah was getting shivers up n doon ma mop kick legs watching her storiesPacifically - no ma wordthe pumpkin stories. WT fuckity fuck
Ah need ten a they lethal I am on ma 4th so living life as it should be, so aye
 
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Is it just me or does that light up pumpkin no look like a bunch of bananas
 
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So what is he watching on tv tonight? The Hit List, hoping he can get he songs from the 80's when he had hair
There is definitely going to be a music channel story later. Usually with him screaming “sing it bitch!” Or “tuuuuuuunnneeee” or my favourite, “take maaaayyyyyy backkkkkk!”
 
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Margrit ah just nearly choked on the wealth ma lovely.

That's both you & Marion living your best lives, hardly any difference.

Hope your travels make up for you not having any scotch egg canisters /£6 wine / light up neon yellow pumpkin sign

Am chanting ye on fae the rooftops so aye
 
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Aww ma lovelies finally time for me to relax and I’m treatit to a thousand dots of death!
 
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Is it just me or does that light up pumpkin no look like a bunch of bananas
It looks shit as a pumpkin or a banana and nae debates. Canni believe ah've missed seeing Martin oot in the wild by a day, ah'm gaun tae the same B and M as well, jist ma luck..Hope he picks up his new jars fur drinks station by the cork baw and smashes it.
 
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As I’m moving through the dots of doom I also saw his bath mat is actually folded in half to make it fit the postage stamp of a bathroom don’t know why but this tickled me
 
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Good luck getting through them. I had to start skipping after a while.

I’m sure that laundry basket is meant to have a wooden lid and he hasn’t realised. Fucking whopper lol
Sorry ma loverlie but it disnae. It huz a stylish turn up top #smellthewealth



So between that and the cunt washings we will see the scuzzy y fronts afore and after a wash.

I just love youse all’s so much hens
I wish we could all have our tattle coach tour round the sights of Paisley together
Tonsa love
Mebbes McGills dae an open bus top tour, like in Hollywood, fur zelebrity hoose tours.
 
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Phew! Finally caught up. Been that busy hawding ma phone up high that I’ve no hud time tae be on this app, it’s no ma joab. Martin is the kinda wummin who’s aw fur coat n nae knickers. Klarna’d up tae the Kerry Katonas keeping up wae the Jones’s but he’ll be fuming when it finally catches up wae him this wintum when his prepayment meter prices soar. They’ll be sitting in his bungle skin coat to keep aw nice n warrum an erm each an a AvMay wax melt their only source o heat. So aye.
 
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What the fuck are these????

stunning? Where?

How are they going to fit on the hot drinks stayshun?

Imagine every time they use this jar the lid rolls off the side and Rayn grabs it to play with
 
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