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Yeah, itās called his vagina hen. Hope this helps xo
Heās probably feert wit would happen to him if he did Marion probably batters the poor fucker tae! Anyway wits this wae the granny av no heard about thisFair enough but a bet heās a vicious wee bastard. Mind itās him who polices Martinās inbox, outbox shake it aw aboot box and he hates us nasty trolls. He didnae step in either when Martin shoved the wee granny oot his road but am away oot ma ain lane ma lovely
I get saying something like that if you have something to look forward to but wtf does he have planned? Heās off it
The state of those eyes 
Go to a&e for a dislocated eyelash.
Just posting this again for when Mario catches upā¦..
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Honestly itās not even that hot here? Like yesterday daytime was warm but at night it was cold 
Iām so confused! Leave the window open Marion and thatās all you would need! Itās like heās insinuating that weāre getting the same heat that yous south of the border lovelies are having!
Iām so confused! Leave the window open Marion and thatās all you would need! Itās like heās insinuating that weāre getting the same heat that yous south of the border lovelies are having!
Ill be scratching my eyes oot masel after him posting his legs this morning
. Wae no TRIGGER! WARNING!He made sure to cover his feet with the text so I can only imagine what they look likeā¦.
Thereās 40 mins between his 2 stories and heās gutted the whole house/bedsit 
. But heās still wearing his housecoat - obviously not that warm then. Donāt even see what heās moaning at, try living in the SE 
. Weāre loving having washing on the line, just a shame the garden is dead .
. But heās still wearing his housecoat - obviously not that warm then. Donāt even see what heās moaning at, try living in the SE . Weāre loving having washing on the line, just a shame the garden is dead .
The log of his spending was both brilliant and shocking!
it will be the same this year, he can't bear to be left out or not have something that another insta hun has
I like hairy legs on a man but his are disgusting.
Unrelated but Mario complaining about his feet being warum just reminded me. The other day I heard my elderly neighbour in the back shouting his wife for help so I looked out. He'd sat out and taken his slippers off but they must have moved and the decking was too hot for him to stand up. When she came out she tried to help him up and he tutted and went "don't do that just pass me the slippers for gods sake" It made my day. Anyway back into my ain laine I go...
Unrelated but Mario complaining about his feet being warum just reminded me. The other day I heard my elderly neighbour in the back shouting his wife for help so I looked out. He'd sat out and taken his slippers off but they must have moved and the decking was too hot for him to stand up. When she came out she tried to help him up and he tutted and went "don't do that just pass me the slippers for gods sake"
It made my day. Anyway back into my ain laine I go...
Will this awful injury delay the autumn haul?? Is he strong enough to film this content?? Is he still considering BB?? You decide! 
Boking intae ma cocoa pops this morning at the sight of them legs
You need to sit yoursel down and get some class hen! Martin has a date with Castle Avicci or a cheeky spoons lined up I'm sure. Deserved, so aye and so forth after his brush with death yesterday when he gave himself a wee paper cut.
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Eeew tho, you know his feet are clammy sweaty sponges if he never takes the slippers off, the honk must be 
āTRIGGER WARNINGāā¦.
If we have tae be subjected tae this rancid sight, so dae yew blocked lovelies!
If we have tae be subjected tae this rancid sight, so dae yew blocked lovelies!
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