Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

[HulaHannah]

Hahaha! He thinks he's got us telt with that screenshot. Did he not read it before posting? The post is talking about spending and enjoying life with friends and having great experiences (rather than saving it all...probably a bit naive in the current crisis though!), yet Martin has none of that to show the money he blows through! He has a handful of IG posts. Now money on a lovely meal out (anywhere other than an order at the bar and we'll microwave something pre-prepared place or a fried pizza), brilliant days away, holidays, I'd get it and agree. Money on different coloured cushions, anaemic garlic bread, mismatched foundation and constantly re-wrapping kitchen cupboards you don't own - for a handful of likes - not what that post was alluding to at all. Another own goal for Martin when trying to score against the 'trolls'.

Bet his head may explode when he realises some people actually manage to save and actually enjoy actual experiences and good company, all because they buy the make up and skin care they need rather than hoard, and they don't bother with fishy leaves and deflated balloons trying to be relevant on social media.

 

[Realhousemouse]

He’s copied from Andrew wheatcroft again !!! Andrew posted this earlier but he does go out and travel and has friends x

Aye but does he have an ever growing pile of autumn decorations behind his “chesterfield”????!!! The very definition of living your best life

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I’ve just clocked the prince of paisley and his miniature fiancé walking through Clydebank with his wee Roy cropper shopping bag.
We are in for a treat tonight I think!

Ma lovelie! If you see it, snap it! I want you all up in his face! Compromise his security if you must! so aye!

 

[SuzyE]

Hahaha! He thinks he's got us telt with that screenshot. Did he not read it before posting? The post is talking about spending and enjoying life with friends and having great experiences (rather than saving it all...probably a bit naive in the current crisis though!), yet Martin has none of that to show the money he blows through! He has a handful of IG posts. Now money on a lovely meal out (anywhere other than an order at the bar and we'll microwave something pre-prepared place or a fried pizza), brilliant days away, holidays, I'd get it and agree. Money on different coloured cushions, anaemic garlic bread, mismatched foundation and constantly re-wrapping kitchen cupboards you don't own - for a handful of likes - not what that post was alluding to at all. Another own goal for Martin when trying to score against the 'trolls'.

Bet his head may explode when he realises some people actually manage to save and actually enjoy actual experiences and good company, all because they buy the make up and skin care they need rather than hoard, and they don't bother with fishy leaves and deflated balloons trying to be relevant on social media.

Exactly that!. And it has to be Derek's money being used for the pathetic hours Marion works.

Nice try, Mario

Grow up Mario

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

You can't work 2 hours a day and have enough money for all those meals out, Martin.

You don't travel

What experiences do you have? Eating at the same places and sitting in your hoosecoat at 6pm.

I’ve just clocked the prince of paisley and his miniature fiancé walking through Clydebank with his wee Roy cropper shopping bag.
We are in for a treat tonight I think!

Martin Cropper, Prince of Paisley

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

You can't work 2 hours a day and have enough money for all those meals out, Martin.

You don't travel

What experiences do you have? Eating at the same places and sitting in your hoosecoat at 6pm.

View attachment 1477755



Martin Cropper, Prince of Paisley

Is it too early for a thread title suggestion?

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

I don’t know about anyone else but I literally don’t want summer to end. Currently in Greece living ma best life wi all inclusive cocktails and bespoke history aw round me.
I literally could nae give two shiny shytes about autumn. I’m enjoying the sunshine and my time off work.
Also when I get back I’ll be enjoying the rest of my break with a trip to London planned with my friends.
Don’t get me wrong ma lovelies, I enjoy a decent Halloween party but am I gonna be filling my trolley wi flammable crap from the range the minute ma plane lands? Naw ma lovelies.

Martin, I mean this in the most respectable way - get a wee bleeping life. X

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ugh get new material, you boring bleeping gnome. Soooo boring. I'm eating a pina colada tip top in the hot tub, shut the duck up. Nobody cares. I love autumn, its my favourite season, but ffs its summer. Stop wishing time away just because you ain't got a life, you poisonous pixie. And so forth...

 

[Madge2022]

Got one better than that my luvlie saw this on next the other day belta

Mebbes Martin hiz a range oot wi' Next, finally hit the big time. Wunner if they huv any lets get sharting wans?

 

[Babybail93]

Imagine being so bleeping boring and sad you have to try and make Autumn a personality trait?!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Imagine being so bleeping boring and sad you have to try and make Autumn a personality trait?!

He's ruined it. Just like he ruins everything. I refuse to have a pumpkin this year now, the little runt of the litter.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Where the hell does he keep all this stuff?? He can't possibly have room for it all no way is he getting by with one cupboard and ramming it all behind the sofa. I'd have an actual breakdown

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Ma lovelies I had to scoff when I saw his post about spending money on experiences and how time is precious. I cant remember him doing ANYTHING this whole summer apart from nieces dance contest.. walking by a water waste pipe which he shakily zoomed in on.. drinks in his brothers garden. That’s literally it. And it’s not like any of that stuff is even exciting. Correct me if I am wrong ma lovelies

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Awwww, that’s nice, he reframed himself while he was in TK bleeping walloper! And for the ten millionth time Martin, it’s their...

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

REFRAMED..

 

[Macmama]

View attachment 1477905
Awwww, that’s nice, he reframed himself while he was in TK bleeping walloper! And for the ten millionth time Martin, it’s their...

What has he ‘reframed’ himself as, ma luvlies? St Martin of Ardrossan, eater of vegetables and promoter of sensible spending? Deeply spiritual place, TK Maxx, the sort of place one would have an awakening as such, so aye.

 

[Babybail93]

Shopping and a wee bit of food fae a change oan a Saturday……

 

[maidmaz]

Reframed himself from buying tat lmao. He clearly thinks that’s the right word to use martins page martins rules nee debates

 

[muscadet]

Why no food pics though must of been really bad there is not many places to eat in Clydebank if that’s where he was, must of been Greggs

 

[MurielFinster]

Why no food pics though must of been really bad there is not many places to eat in Clydebank if that’s where he was, must of been Greggs

Maybe somewhere in the shopping hall at the bottom
Not very insta worthy in there