Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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hopethishelpsallthebest said:
Deed! What friends? Travelling?!
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He’s likely only posted this because I posted on here about him constantly spending. Hi Martin
Thing is, he doesn’t spend £100 on food and drinks with friends or £1000 on travel or experiences. He spends his money on glass pumpkins, gonks or whatever the fuck they’re called and candy cane arches that the cat bursts. He spends his money on tat. Nae debates
 
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laynelo_

SuzyE said:
He looks baked not sleepy. So much so Marion has to hold him up View attachment 1476961
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Double posting ma luvlies but fuck me! Wee Deek looks held captive! Mazda looks lit he’s just bought wee Deekster fae the dark web!! The primark tops fae the wee boy section aw brought oot fir there Saturday together, I’m predicting a day oot a eating undercooked greasy food, buying copious amounts a ‘autumn’ decor, and up the road aw cozy for 7 o’clock…
 
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lauhlauhlauh

Martin, the checkout staff in B&M are no your mate. Doesnae count as spending money on memories with friends, so aye.
 
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Sloppys

So ma lovelies, I have been channelling my inner Maz this morning. I’ve used the last of my olplex so I’ve ordered some more, dried my hair with my dyson (I’ve got more than 3 hairs though ) and then I’ve just been and had a cheeky last lift. No lip filler though as that’s just no fur me.
I’m off on a day out and will be drinking so that’s where ma comparison with Maz ends today. So aye .
 
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DaisyDeluxe

Live your life! Spend it hen! Enjoy your cocktail jurnee the day!
 
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Misssj80

Martin... That quote does NOT mean spend all your cash on tat and landfill. It means spend it on experiences/travel/ memories with family and friends.
 
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Couldlifeeverbesaneagain

Spending money on travelling or experiences is not the same as spending money on autumn tat!

Thank you for coming to my bespoke TED Talk.
 
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JoeExotic

Yasss ma lovelie, chanting you oan fae the rooftops on your bespoke day oot av just had ma nails done, in an actual salon, by someone wae a “cesstificate” thankfully they look a lot better than martins shitey diy home job. Going to use ma oplex and dyson tae, and titty pump all night long with copious amounts a they lethal drinks. Spine bright, tonsa love ma lovelies.
 
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Blanche Hunt

There wis a lassie who did Botox and fillers near me who a few year back, wis found out tae be injecting the majority of the filler around the lip line and mouth and no much intae the lip. It meant that the lips looked gid tae start but the filler didnae last anywhere near as long as it should huv. Marion’s lips look tae huv disappeared quickly and ah wonder if he’s went tae someboady equally as skilled and professional.
 
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Popper

Yet again Martin is using a phrase he has heard incorrectly. He’s heard Petty Cash from his retail days and is now thinking he’s smart using it. It’s the “high footfall area” and “touch points” all over again
 
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Seonag

What day is it ? So confused Martin never posted a photo from his luxury penthouse with the view of the curtains and bins oot the back and no weekly greasy fry post up for breakfast . Do you think he’s alright ?
 
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Freefalling

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Wee Deek stoned out his nut
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He's been partaking in a wee bit of the old devils lettuce this morning for sure nice of his wee Maw to hold him upright for a wee photo

On a serious note, how does Maz deal with the stench of cannabis reeking out the bedsit
 
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MurielFinster

I’ve just clocked the prince of paisley and his miniature fiancé walking through Clydebank with his wee Roy cropper shopping bag.
We are in for a treat tonight I think!
 
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doreenforeen

Got one better than that my luvlie saw this on next the other day belta
 

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