Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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Yeh yachts have petty cash which is in 100's of thousands.

Wonder if Martin's Lilo tied up on Ardrossan beach gets cash to master petty cash shipped out to him.

Smell the wealth
 
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That canvas he has of his brothers 'characters' really is odd. I get he is proud of him but why not support him by attending his West end show? He is fucking weird
I thought that was Japanese anime characters
 
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I thought that was Japanese anime characters
No hen, you don't know so I'll let you get to know its a print of a painting done for his brother featuring all the different panto Dames he's played. Wonderful memories for his brother but I'd bet our Maz didn't see him performing 99% of them on stage.

Literally zero of his own achievements that he hangs a pic of his successful brother in his sitting room
 
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Ah wull need tae huv a better look at it noo, clutching ma beak! Mebbes his brother gave him it like the pressure cooker we huv never seen again?
 
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He looks baked not sleepy. So much so Marion has to hold him up
 
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Wonder what Derek sees in Martin? I can't think of one single thing
 
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Wonder if wee Deek gives Mario hoosekeeping money for him to squirrel away in a wee purse as well as the petty cash
 
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It's like when he said "get the memo" in his tictic video. He lives in the past, just like his clothes and hair. See, I don't Deek gives him fuck all. I think it's just for our benefit, the sad little prick.
I bet he is going to invest in a fax machine. My question is who is reconciles the petty cash?
 
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Yeah but monzo doesn't spend his money in experiences which is what that pic means. He spends his on mindless tat.
 
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he doesn’t create memories though. We would love it if he went on holiday or a weekend to London with friends but sorry Maz buying tat from B&M just doesn’t have the same ring.
 
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