Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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You huv been spending too much time wi Martin and nae debates. Ah bet ye huv yer autumn tat oot ready fur the weekend. Tonsa luv M x
It’s Christmas in ma hoose ma lovelie! It is august after all Martin’s candy cane lame ain’t got shit on mine
 
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You’ve goat to be kiddin fuckin granny bashing basturd what disability has he goat apart from shitting his pants and having Goggle eens?
 
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I’ve just got aw cosy with cris and joos and had a read of the wiki I am in absolute tears
 
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His highlights are aslong as The waiting lists fur the dentist be there aw year
 
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I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.
I think a person who uses READ THE WIKI a lot in their posts once said it was to stop a certain infuencer sharing her posts to do a troll rant.

Marion tales are hilarious, there's so much I still need to get tae know.
 
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Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens in among the bin bags and y-fronts
 
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Is Martin trying to insinuate that he is looking youthful?? Deluded cunt.
Wunner if youthful Martin gets ID'd when he goes tae buy wan oaf they lethal

Daeing wee tittie pumps tae the barman aw confident wi his fake tan.

Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens in among the bin bags and y-fronts
Sharing his doob wi the wee Robin and local spoon heaters.
 
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You just know Mario wears a knotted hanky on his head and socks and sandals by the pool.
 
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Is Martin trying to insinuate that he is looking youthful?? Deluded cunt.
Haha if having the skin of a hormonal 13 year old with troublesome blackheads, that's holed up in their pit in a housecoat on, eating a pot noodle (other beige food avaliable) and pesky crusty wank sock hitch hiking a hide on his attire. Martin is a picture of youth.
 
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Check Marion trying to make on he’s been abroad Blackpool isnae abroad hen and neither is Castleveeechi.
Abzaloot Pinocchio of the highest order and nae debates
 
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Can you imagine wee Deek oot sunbathing in the communal gardens in among the bin bags and y-fronts
That's all l could picture
"Remains youthful"... Shut up and sit down you freak. btw, you can taste the envy in your post on Hinch’s new bedroom
 
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I need to know WHERE wee Deek was sunbathing. And Marion, pipe down. You don’t not sunbathe to stay youthful. You don’t sunbathe because you don’t have a garden, you don’t make an effort to go to parks or beaches and you have never been abroad.
That bright red hooter gives us a wee sneak peek of what colour he’d go if he ever bare his skin in the sun.
 
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Och poor wee Deek and his sunburn. ‘Mon over here son and I’ll rub some aloe Vera on it.
 
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