Ah naw, noo ah huv visuals oaf Martin oan the McGills bus flashing his shart caird tae a 99 yo granny wi wan leg shouting get aff ma seat!Hens av been on a wee holiday (didnae take the cats mind) and I need to get tae know aboot Martin and so forth if any of you cunts can shine a wee light?
That selfie is the pits mind, looks the double of the get of my train fella from ghost
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I actually can’t deal with him I think he needs help… how is none of his followers picking up how unstable his mind is!! Only weeks ago he went on a rant how he isn’t doing any decor this year nothing new and that he only done it all for the gram and it was too expensive and he wasn’t happy ect … yet here he is again throwing cash away on new decor he doesn’t need and has no where to store.. maybe if saved this money he would maybe be able to put it towards a upgrade from beruit.
He’s only trolling himself ma lovelies. And his Derek’s bank account. 
Mario's thick as tit, pass it on.
No one cares!...Actually, we do, because we love seeing you making a tit of yourself along with getting into debt, AGAIN
No one cares!...Actually, we do, because we love seeing you making a tit of yourself along with getting into debt, AGAIN
I've just caught up on 3 pages. Screaming at yoose ma lovelies 
Erm Mazda I don’t have time to calculate your seasonal spending this year unless Jack Monroe stops being an utter gobshite and having daily chaos’s…I simply can’t keep up!
Imagine starting tae plan Christmas decoring in the middle of a heatwave in AUGUST!
You’re dressing a 2 room cooncil flat hen, no Blenheim bleeping palace!
You’re dressing a 2 room cooncil flat hen, no Blenheim bleeping palace!
I still don't believe his mental health suffered. He just couldn't handle reading the truth about himself.
on a sunlounger in my living room.
Hullooo ma lovelies. 
I just got the book Shuggie Bain from the library and I was warned by the librarian that I may have a hard time with the Glaswegian dialect. She needs to swerve back in her own lane because I am well-versed thanks to this thread and I am mop-kicking my way through the pages, nae debates.
I just got the book Shuggie Bain from the library and I was warned by the librarian that I may have a hard time with the Glaswegian dialect. She needs to swerve back in her own lane because I am well-versed thanks to this thread and I am mop-kicking my way through the pages, nae debates.Must be shite knowing your sibling made something of himself, unlike you eh Maz 
Poses 
Ma lovelie I hope you flashed your shart card and barged into her “we all have ourHullooo ma lovelies.
It’s a good read but bleak. Nae as bleak as Marion’s life though so ayeHullooo ma lovelies.
Have we skipped autumn and going straight to Christmas now lovlies….meanwhile I’m sweating my tits off 
Mind when he was sitting absolutely stewing on Easter Sunday cos he realised he’d missed out on a chance to pish more money away on Easter decs! Going on about how people going all out for Easter is crazy and it’s all a load of shite and commercialised and nae way he’d be getting involved in aw that….nae way!! 
now the same wanker is pulling out pumpkins and Christmas decs while everyone else is in their paddling pools getting that sunburnt look usually only achieved with out of date bronzer.
now the same wanker is pulling out pumpkins and Christmas decs while everyone else is in their paddling pools getting that sunburnt look usually only achieved with out of date bronzer.
How is Marion’s brother a successful script writer for a TV show and yet Marion literally cannot string a single sentence together and polishes truncheons for ten minutes a week for a living? Ffs. I suppose it answers the whole nature vs nurture debate doesn’t it 
Oh and also riding on your brothers coattails is pathetic. Get a life Mazza!
Oh and also riding on your brothers coattails is pathetic. Get a life Mazza!
Hold your book up high hen, chanting you on fae the rooftopsHullooo ma lovelies.
Plot twist.
Nae fucker asked Martin anything, he just wanted to brag
Nae fucker asked Martin anything, he just wanted to brag
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