Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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Just call me Rosetta Stone ma lovely. So aye
Look at you chanting Rosetta Stone on, like an elephant walking while dogs are barking. Definitely putting it on the map, and goodness, your! Not! Even! Taking! Payment!

The narcissism with this one is just on a whole other level! I'm embarrassed for him. He honestly sounds like a precocious 7 year old who has the confidence to just let their inflated ego take over their mouth and completely reinvent entire situations. I wonder if he's always felt he was in his brother's (maybe also sister's) shadow. Have they often had significant 'achievements' in life (grades, careers, life events, extracurricular, etc.) and he's maybe been the one needing/getting praise for making his own sandwich, managing to go to the bathroom himself, crossing the street without Derek, etc. to the point he believes his own hype - like the people who clearly cannot sing on X Factor but have had parents tell them all their lives they are amazing!
 
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Is he just looking forward to autum/winter so he can wear his 100’s of winter coats?!
 
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He just never gets it quite right does he
I don't know a lot about reels and setting up your phone to film (maybe I should get tae know?) but you can do the self timer to start exactly when you want it, surely, so you don't end up filming way before, like a noob?
 
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I swear my insides shrivel every time I see the words sing it hen/sing it son
 
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Just another manic m o n d a y good morning ma lovelies! Mop kick, spine bright and so forth
 
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Remember a few months ago he accidentally posted a question he had asked himself, think he maybe screenshot the message before he had sent it so you could see it was from himself hahahahhaa so he’s definitely sent those himself the sad bastard
 
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Remember a few months ago he accidentally posted a question he had asked himself, think he maybe screenshot the message before he had sent it so you could see it was from himself hahahahhaa so he’s definitely sent those himself the sad bastard
That was iconic. How did he think he could do that and *nobody* would notice?! He really does need to try harder it’s an embarrassment
 
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If he had a front and back door and a garden then he’d be chanting summer from the rooftops…imagine the lethal drinks out in the garden “because we can”, those big white sandals propped up on a deckchair, all the tat he could buy for a garden…..he’d be living his best life wi his phone held up high. But he’s stuck in his wee flat while everyone else is outside in the nice weather or on holiday so he’s absolutely desperate for it to be autumn/winter again. He’s a sad petty cunt that’s wishing his whole life away. If he didn’t constantly waste money on shite then him and derek could be out enjoying the summer instead of being holed up in the bed sit in July sorting out autumn decorations
 
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At what point in September will he start to bemoan the fading evening light and incoming winter? I know he “loves” autumn, (but not Halloween, NEVER Halloween!) but I’ve followed him for long enough now to know that he’ll soon be whining because it’s dull and grey outside, saying things like “bring back summer!” completely forgetting that he’s just spent three months whining that he’s hot.

Ive never known someone wish their life away so much. Like someone said earlier, he bangs on about Christmas for months but doesn’t actually DO anything for it apart from fling tacky decorations all over the bedsit. He’s never shown himself going out for Christmas drinks, or to a panto, or a Christmas market. What does he do on Christmas Day?
 
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You’re actually spot on! He’s only bypassing the seasons at the speed of sharts as he actually can’t join in on summer tat because of no garden/no friends to have parties with etc. No shade on people living in a flat, he could easily get out and about and have a life, but no he’s as miserable and wet as an autumnal morning so aye
 
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