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House vibes henI can’t listen to Beyoncé’s new song, break my soul. I imagine Marion mop kicking around the bed sit doing a little titty shake to it
SING IT HEN!
Wasn’t it less than a week ago that he said he wasn’t buying new autumn decorations this year as he spent so much last year?? He’s just said he’s placed 2 orders today for more!! Hes not wired right is he!! 
Cute wee lunch for mia mario
Right. He said he wasn't buying any more decorations for Autumn because he wasn't really decorating for autumn this year, as last year he wasn't in a good place and it was all for show to make out he was absolutely fine when he wasn't absolutely fine. Now he's buying more autumn decorations? Make it make bleeping sense please!!
I've been here since the first thread I believe,so I'm OGing the absolute mop kick outta this thread. Sing it hens!
I've been here since the first thread I believe,so I'm OGing the absolute mop kick outta this thread. Sing it hens!
Far too colourful and too much veg for oor Marion hen. Stay in yer ain lain
How can the niece be staying over? Where exactly is the poor wean gonna sleep? Surely no bunked in with them two?! 
I'm guessing the niece will be sleeping behind the kitchen door, in Rayns old Teepee. Lost of words. Aye.
That's the spirit hen, oan yer way back fae Blackpool ...ah mean Paris go tae the forge for a picture and say ye were at the Louvre.Blackpool tower nae fur me hen!! duck that naw not me I'm finnne with my Eiffel am fine!! But ayye nae b&m home bargains tae be seen but I have found a Primark..
I'll send yous a wee sneaky pic of the bag and what treats I've bought masel! I've worked ma arse off it's well needed some treats in my fav shop!!
Nae debates I'm going find better skinny fit wet look joggers better than Mario's
I hope you've got Whitney oan hen, dance with somebody
Picture fur non Scoattish Tattlers.
Jump in wae Shammi shausage fhingers sho aye
No doubt about it, he’s a few fries short of a happy meal.
I bleeping love the run up to Christmas, purely for spending time with my friends and family (mainly getting pissed) but I can’t be fucked putting the tree up.
Also, if I had a niece they could stay over in one of my two spare bedrooms. bleeping wealth is honking the night ma lovelies.
I bleeping love the run up to Christmas, purely for spending time with my friends and family (mainly getting pissed) but I can’t be fucked putting the tree up.
Also, if I had a niece they could stay over in one of my two spare bedrooms. bleeping wealth is honking the night ma lovelies.
Just in after a night with the girls, and l see tit heads getting more autumn shite.
Mario, you're a thick bastard!! *hic*
Mario, you're a thick bastard!! *hic*
It’s the way he said ‘need’ and the laughing emoji… it’s not cute or endearing that you have a spending addiction purely to get validation from strangers on this app. Nobody is impressed or actually thinks you are wealthy.
F*uck he’s going to be insufferable isn’t he. We haven’t even got past the birthday yet and he’s already started. Imagine wishing half a year away so you can decorate your council bedsit with ceramic pumpkins.
F*uck he’s going to be insufferable isn’t he. We haven’t even got past the birthday yet and he’s already started. Imagine wishing half a year away so you can decorate your council bedsit with ceramic pumpkins.
He must have spent his benefits and salary before the weekend is over, shocking.
He's bought some autumn decorations, then? 
He's so full of tit, it's laughable because he cannot keep up with his own lies due to the fact he's scraping the bleeping barrel for content - without making a fuss for autumn/Christmas, he'd have naff all to show and talk about. You enjoy spending and sorting through your tat, hen, whilst most sane people are living their life from day to day, enjoying the now, the warm weather and lighter nights. 
Prick.
He's so full of tit, it's laughable because he cannot keep up with his own lies due to the fact he's scraping the bleeping barrel for content - without making a fuss for autumn/Christmas, he'd have naff all to show and talk about. You enjoy spending and sorting through your tat, hen, whilst most sane people are living their life from day to day, enjoying the now, the warm weather and lighter nights. Prick.
Marion - “I went over the top with decorations for Christmas and Autumn coz I was unhappy and ma mental health was bad”
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he really does love himsell, aw this posing since he got they eyelashes done and the lips half done, he thinks he's the dogs bollocks. mario love ya need tae go back to specsavers, nae debates
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