Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.

Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.

 

[Turmeric123]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.
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Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.
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The shart card has me clutching ma beak
And the Delboy jacket

 

[Onlinedetective]

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Best I can do ma lovelie

Needs to be blinged up!! If you don’t know ... Get to know!!

 

[Madge2022]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.
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Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.
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That last picture with the 'shift' ah'm no sure if he meant tit or blouse ma loverlies

 

[Whats the 411]

Karma on his arse after shoving grannies at the shoaps

 

[TooFarScone]

News report earlier, they were in Glasgow asking people on the street about indyref. I was on the edge of ma shell chair hoping to see wee Marion in his giant glasses.

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Aww FFS but we knew it was coming. So he dismisses Deek's COVID but our Marion is at deaths door. So many called it and this is gonna be worse than the run up tae the Christmas reveal.
If he's got long COVID I swear I'll never look at his profile again but this is gonna be drawn out like TV soap killer reveal.
Think he was dreaming of a vacation when he typed that......buckle up tattlers this will be the worsest case ever!

 

[nosy-nora]

They pictures of oor fashion icon Marion McKnight… Deek sat like a diva in the background with his mint green tracky from primark whilst Marions in her designer clobber

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.
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Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.
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"Bad boy trainers"

Have added a wee inclusive Marion-ism to his shart card ma lovelie. No ma quote, is the Granny shover's quote. Straight from his bad breath mouth.

 

[mrsbucket]

A wee close up of the bespoke shart card.
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Ma lovelies, the days we were treatit to wee fashion shows, when Marion was confident and no longer letting the basturts get him down. My camera reel is 90% Marion and 10% family, so aye.
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I love tae see the multiple living room jurneys in these pics. Red cushions, blue cushions, crapet, no crapet etc. The only constant is Marion's ugly mug.

Am just pyoor gutted that the salmon beach towel doesny make an appearance. #neverforget

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I love tae see the multiple living room jurneys in these pics. Red cushions, blue cushions, crapet, no crapet etc. The only constant is Marion's ugly mug.

Am just pyoor gutted that the salmon beach towel doesny make an appearance. #neverforget

I thought the exact same! That bedsit has seen more decor changes than bleeping Changing Rooms.

 

[blocknroll]

They pictures of oor fashion icon Marion McKnight… Deek sat like a diva in the background with his mint green tracky from primark whilst Marions in her designer clobber

And his wee PlayStation t shirt, hen.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Wonder how our Marjorie is today. Bet he’s shovelling down frozen fresh raspberries in a bid to boost his immune system. Maybe a wee muller corner on the side. Pure health

 

[Bishbashbosh]

"Bad boy trainers"

Have added a wee inclusive Marion-ism to his shart card ma lovelie. No ma quote, is the Granny shover's quote. Straight from his bad breath mouth.

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Ahhh screaming

 

[teatwo]

I bet he’s oot stocking up fae autumn ma lovelies

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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Plastic leafs in July, he'll raise up from his sick bed like jesus.

 

[Madge2022]

Plastic leafs in July, he'll raise up from his sick bed like jesus.

Rising fae the dead is fur weans though, Marion disnae dae that holiday.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

He only loves autumn/winter because he can get awww cosy and it’s acceptable once it’s dark. He’s seething with jealousy in the summer cause everyone’s in their gardens having bbq’s etc and he’s sat with his windae cracked open filming the sun shining off Beirut knowing he can’t have people roond cause the council don’t allow bbqs on the stairwell.. nae debates!

 

[Duchesspink]

Good, I'm glad he caught it and is feeling shite.
Didn't he say only last week that everyone is so over hearing about covid and its no worse than a cold so no need to post about Derek's symptoms etc.

Slap it up you Mario. I'm sure now that you've got it, we will be treated to a bespoke covid diary in eleventh thousand dots

 

[Ratgrrl]

Is he still off the gram, the joab that issnae his joab? Wonder how bad hes got it? Hope its making him shart double the amount. With each cough, a wet fart escapes his prolapsed bumhole.