Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

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Madonna


Did anyone notice the manky refill bottle hidden behind the photo frame?!? Dear lord, the Daily Record are taking the PISS out of him by making sure this was in shot!!
 
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lauramars

If I had a newspaper in doing an article on me and my house I wouldn’t be dressed in a primani tracky either! I’d have nice clothes on!
 
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Shivers

I’m actually a bit mortified for him after reading that. That article rips the absolute piss out of him, can he not see that?
 
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TheFabFader

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Charge your phone that we red battery in the picture is freaking me out
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My first thought too. I felt really uncomfortable when I saw the red battery
Jesus H, what the hell is he wearing in the article? We all know he’s ‘petite’ but that beige kid’s tracksuit is a crime against fashion. I’ve a 35 year old and he’d die rather than wear that crap.
 
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kikirose

Shivers said:
I’m actually a bit mortified for him after reading that. That article rips the absolute piss out of him, can he not see that?
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He's too busy fanning his peacock feathers to notice. Hinch had an article now he does too. Faymouse!
 
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Kaydeelaydee

What cupboard of shame in his bedroom btw? I'm sure we got a 360 tour of the boudoir when he was "decoring". The only surprise to us all was the never previously seen cupboard in the kitchen.

Unless the journo got confused and was referring to his wardrobe
 
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Frankensooze

lauramars said:
If I had a newspaper in doing an article on me and my house I wouldn’t be dressed in a primani tracky either! I’d have nice clothes on!
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Those are his nice clothes.

Shaded to fuck by a newspaper.
I'm in bits gerls, smudged eyeliner from snort oink laughing.
 
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Cunnyfunt1

I’m buckled and havnt even read it yet. I just can’t get past that tracksuit. So you know you are going to be in the papers and that’s what you pick. Mario mate you arnt a 14 year old girl.
 
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Frankensooze

Why didn't they publish it on April 1st.
The reporter must've hated Mario before he even went to the flat. Looked at his insta and decided to rip the fuck out of him.
 
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Jobbies11

Why does he talk so much shite. He actually needs to remember what he says cause he says one thing then another, and how he mentions mrs hinch pisses me off its like the article is about you why u mentionin her to become more known. Pulled out of semichem cause he wasnt ready for the amount of fame/abuse or whatever shit he says yet goes to the paper for an interview honestly make ur mind up
 
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Cunnyfunt1

The article Defo takes the piss the way they say Mario “journey” and the free toilet cleaner comment. The article just seems to take the piss out him and they have Defo read in here. He stores his hoover in the living room. What about that massive cupboard in the kitchen or storing it in the kitchen or living room. Naw it’s always in the living room causing his is chocking to work with shark.
 
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Shivers

Seriously there are so many sentences just completely take the piss, not just about him but cleanfluencers in general and Mrs Hinch;

(Size of his flat) I can see most of it when he throws open the front door to welcome me in.

(Cleanfluencers) For those who don’t do social media, that’s a person who posts pictures of their vacuum cleaner, dish sponges and shiny sink on Instagram .

(Mrs Hinch and her army) following every development in the purchase of a new storage rack for eggs.

(Mario and his modest fame) Mario, with 86,000 followers, is not at Hinch levels of fame. This is his choice.

(His ‘journey’- actually cringing for him) still nervous about his “journey” in this crazy world of Hello My Lovelies candles and free toilet cleaner.

(The journey again & his followers) Most of #mariosmafia want to know all about his teeth, his eyebrows,

(Size of the flat again) It’s so small that it does not take much actual cleaning.

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he has to store the vacuum cleaner in the living room and has a cupboard of shame

I almost feel sorry for him if he really believed that was going to be a nice article about him. The writer clearly thinks him and this whole cleanfluencer thing is as ridiculous as we all do!
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Frankensooze said:
Why didn't they publish it on April 1st.
The reporter must've hated Mario before he even went to the flat. Looked at his insta and decided to rip the fuck out of him.
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It's got punishment assignment written all over it. Journo in the editor's bad books methinks.
 
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Johnnoijones

The article is comedy gold ‘ I can see most of it when he throws open the front door ‘. ‘He feel into online hoovering’ ‘young man’ ‘
 
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Anti-influencer

I feel sorry for the reporter, he had to sit through 57 Instagram dots but in real life and he didn’t even have the option to skip past them to get to the gist
 
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Badaboom

Mrs Hinch and him ‘chat online’ you mean he tags her in a pathetic attempt to get her attention and then Gleam, her management company, tell her to reply to him occasionally just to keep him at bay.

I am so happy his wee mirror is now preserved for posterity, I bet that was why he scrambled about to change it, he knew they were coming to take photos.
 
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Frankensooze

Will Mario realise his interview is *local oddball has hoover* territory though...
 
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