DEREK GET THE RED PEN OOT, GIMME THAT NEGATIVE COVID TEST
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
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Yes I think they both got their Jabs. Was a normal day for Derek as he's used to having to endure a little prick.
Ok trolls, how long before Mario says has it? I'm saying Tuesday. 
He’s like clockwork! Something always comes along to ruin his ‘plans’ when he’s on annual leave!
Eh when’s maid Marion’s “anyual leave” cos am going to Craig Tara and am actually buzzing. Don’t even care how sad it is. I’ve no had a holiday since 2015! Lol. I’ve a cat anaw and he’s getting the house to himself with ma in laws popping in twice a day to feed him and give him company along with leaving the radio on.. actual imagine if she’s there when am there.. haw haw I’ll be like duck the husband and the Wayne am away to be the nosy Nora paparazzi and stalk these 2 muppets 
Wit plans did ye have, ya lying tit! I'd love it if they really did have some plans and Deek's fucked them up! 
But I think it's all lies (no way? 
) because he doesn't seem to bothered as used to staying in, shoveling in shite, stinking the place oot with his name IBS sharts and getting aw cosy by 7pm. 
I'd love it if they really did have some plans and Deek's fucked them up! But I think it's all lies (no way? ) because he doesn't seem to bothered as used to staying in, shoveling in shite, stinking the place oot with his name IBS sharts and getting aw cosy by 7pm. Calling it now - he won’t like Stranger Things because he’s too thick to understand it.
But you know now he’s read here (
Marion!) that he’s gonna say he loves it but show a screenshot of him part way Episode 1 
Av binge watched the whole series ma lovelies it’s so important to watch these things.. *screenshot of him 30 secs in to episode one*But you know now he’s read here (
Poor Rayn will be gutted tae miss her jurney to Craig Tara caravan park.
Cud huv taken yer pussy and got Rayn a play dateEh when’s maid Marion’s “anyual leave” cos am going to Craig Tara and am actually buzzing. Don’t even care how sad it is. I’ve no had a holiday since 2015! Lol. I’ve a cat anaw and he’s getting the house to himself with ma in laws popping in twice a day to feed him and give him company along with leaving the radio on.. actual imagine if she’s there when am there.. haw haw I’ll be like duck the husband and the Wayne am away to be the nosy Nora paparazzi and stalk these 2 muppets
I just don't think you younger folk realise just how tiring it is to be 40 odd and menopausal hen, let him lie on his bed like a little French queen.
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Can someone please explain what a Craig Tara is and what's the joke lol I'm feeling a wee bit thick.
Plans?. Didn't he say he had no plans on his time off.
And what was that crass comment he made when we were all in lockdown again?. There's karma for you Mario
And what was that crass comment he made when we were all in lockdown again?. There's karma for you Mario
I think she's lying, but if he's not, where the duck is Deek gonna isolate? Behind the kitchen door? In the bumming fort? On the landing? Deek won't be allowed to sweat it oot, in the bespoke padded Marion bed.
Craig Tara is a bespoke haven holiday park in Scotland, used to be really good, family friendly etc, now mostly scheme rats like Mario. I say this as a scheme rat from 3 towns over from oor hen
As if Dezza has the vid! If he did Marion would be full on hun and have shown the test with the caption “finally got us! So aye”
Am deceased at #eggbreath Ma luvlies
Go back a few ma lovelie, and see the "death breath of chernobyl towers" one, which has finished me off altogether, so aye!
Holy tit I forgot it existed.. cannae believe the sunflower lanyard and shart card doesn’t stop covid from getting you hens! Life is a lie
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