The brother wants tae be careful. Mario will be claiming squatters rights and changing the locks
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Get back in your ain English lane ma lovelie, there’s no squatters rights up north. Thankfully for Johnny boy!
But no his 3 locks
He probably "borrowed" them from his brother's wardrobe
Probably told Marilyn not to go anywhere but the kitchen which is why we nae getting the house tour.
After being at his sisters house last week, seeing several pictures of Hinch’s new bathroom yesterday, and now his brothers house, he must be totally pissed off 
Smelling the wealth from awll angles, but never getting a REAL taste of it because he can't stop buying bleeping wax melts and spending hundreds and hundreds of pounds decorating the flat for all seasons!After being at his sisters house last week, seeing several pictures of Hinch’s new bathroom yesterday, and now his brothers house, he must be totally pissed off
Imagine if his brother decorates outside for ChristmasSmelling the wealth from awll angles, but never getting a REAL taste of it because he can't stop buying bleeping wax melts and spending hundreds and hundreds of pounds decorating the flat for all seasons!
Oh I’m here for it when he does!Imagine if his brother decorates outside for Christmas
Oh Christ, don't start that!Imagine if his brother decorates outside for Christmas
You know it'll be classy, though, and that they'll get someone in to do it. 
Imagine if his brother decorates outside for Christmas
The brothers house reveal reminds me of the hinch reveal with that wee lass that commented ‘time for you to get out that flat Marion’ and we were absolutely treatit to a week long meltdown followed by the standard AM ABSOLUTELY FINEEEE WHERE I AM MEANT TO BE posts 
wonder if anyone has messaged him asking if he will move..
wonder if anyone has messaged him asking if he will move..
I cannit faddom why he thinks anyone’s interested in his brothers house? My Maw got a new fence put up, might make a reel about it for this app. Oh hang oan, naeone cares.
He’s such a strange little fanny.
He’s such a strange little fanny.
I think a lot of us are interested because of how pissed off Mario is about it all, and how much he loves to show off about it, even though he's secretly envious.
His brother seems decent and is in good relationship, so me being nosey I am interested! 
Oh that was awkward!The brothers house reveal reminds me of the hinch reveal with that wee lass that commented ‘time for you to get out that flat Marion’ and we were absolutely treatit to a week long meltdown followed by the standard AM ABSOLUTELY FINEEEE WHERE I AM MEANT TO BE posts
I felt a bit bad for him because it's not a nice thing to say and quite rude. Those two lazy, fleecing bastards have only had that new house (and everything else 
) from being conniving, manipulative sales people, making absurd amount of money from their simpleton sheep. 
I know he's a dick, but at least Mario works (so does Derek), but they could have so much more if he'd stop pissing their money up against the wall. 
If you work and save, you'll have some nice things, if you work yet save nowt and waste your money then you'll never have much, but if you have the right team behind you and know how to play the game, then you'll make easy money, just like Grinch and her greedy mob of a cling-on family.
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His brothers house is fab. Marion must shart herself with jealousy
Oh I get that completely- it’s just strange he’s showing off his brothers house, great entertainment for us as always of course! It’s the sense of self important he has, it just blows my mindI think a lot of us are interested because of how pissed off Mario is about it all, and how much he loves to show off about it, even though he's secretly envious.
Oh that was awkward!
Marion might volunteer.Oh Christ, don't start that!
Yeh I get what you mean. His content and engagement is drying up quicker and quicker after each new "jurnee" so he'll be enjoying using his brother's house to crate false engagement, silly little man.
Oh no.Marion might volunteer.
That can never happen and won't happen, surely? Slightly off topic, do they get along pretty well? I don't know much about the family so I'm wondering. And I wonder what Johnny really thinks about Mario and his online fantasy world.... ? 
Dae it and get mair followers than Marion, ah'd be there fur yer jurney ma loverlie
His brother was the one who told him to start a cleaning Instagram account so I think they do get on. Plus he gave him a pressure cooker.Yeh I get what you mean. His content and engagement is drying up quicker and quicker after each new "jurnee" so he'll be enjoying using his brother's house to crate false engagement, silly little man.
Oh no.
Oh really??Dae it and get mair followers than Marion, ah'd be there fur yer jurney ma loverlie
His brother was the one who told him to start a cleaning Instagram account so I think they do get on. Plus he gave him a pressure cooker.
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