Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!

[Eeyore147]

A nail kit? Holy duck he just wastes so much money As if he’s going to start doing nails from the paisley towers. Where would he and his client sit? Maybe out on the bespoke junkie landing so aye back into my own lane I go

But he’s a qualified nail tech. Apparently did a college course and everything probably 20 years ago when he left school! He’s a bloody liability

 

[Babybail93]

He is never going to go on a long talon jurneh the noo is he?

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

But he’s a qualified nail tech. Apparently did a college course and everything probably 20 years ago when he left school! He’s a bloody liability

Stop I can’t cope He will be doing some refresher course on poor deek no doubt if you can imagine how far nails has come on since baldy was at school, this will be one hell of a nail journey my lovelies and I am here for it, nae debates

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Oor Marion in a coupla weeks when it’s oan tae Christmas 22

 

[Bishbashbosh]

A nail kit? Holy duck he just wastes so much money As if he’s going to start doing nails from the paisley towers. Where would he and his client sit? Maybe out on the bespoke junkie landing so aye back into my own lane I go

ahhh can’t breath paisley towers
His tit nail kit is called “love me” how appropriate

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

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Oor Marion in a coupla weeks when it’s oan tae Christmas 22

LOOOOLLL wee bit o tipex for a classy French tip

 

[Poptart]

He knows coke has caffeine in it right?

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

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Oor Marion in a coupla weeks when it’s oan tae Christmas 22

This is honestly what I picture when I picture him doing nails

ahhh can’t breath paisley towers
His tit nail kit is called “love me” how appropriate

Paisley towers will collapse under all the shite he buys my lovely so aye, no need for the council to knock them down

 

[#noinfluencer]

State of him tucked up in bed, quilt pulled up whilst wearing that bleeping hoosecoat - it's never aff his back long enough to wash! I couldn't be arsed hearing wit he's got to say, anything interesting? *sniggers*

 

[Misssj80]

He knows coke has caffeine in it right?

I was coming on to say this too. And sipping it in bed, probably ten minutes before his toddler bedtime.

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

No hate but how do people eat in their beds... I can't pet hate of mine that baby gro on in bed duvet all wrapped up around him it's June not January!
Thought he got laptop to watch his stuff think I've seen him watch Netflix once on it.. don't get me started on nail kit, outed himself still using his capital or salon services card and isn't even in the trade no more ...or ever was

 

[Sloppys]

I cannae cope with his contradictions ma lovelies. Says Gemma is his favourite in Love Island and then in literally the next breath says he doesnae have a favourite

 

[SuzyE]

Same boring content, and in his words he talks shite. Only Tuesday and he can’t wait for the weekend

Nice to see him supporting his mate Ava May as well. He's had more of her crap for weeks but can't be arsed to show it. That's a true friend for you

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Bit late to the party tonight Ma lovelies cos I’ve been out living my life as I should and had a few of them drinks but I cannae wait to see him with his long pink talons

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

He can’t wait for the weekend then the weekend comes and he does nothing but gets all cosy? In winter he couldn’t wait for summer. In summer he can’t wait for Christmas. He’s always wishing his life away. Sad parody of a man!

 

[Chez300]

Bit late to the party tonight Ma lovelies cos I’ve been out living my life as I should and had a few of them drinks but I cannae wait to see him with his long pink talons

WTF is this!
Are we going on a Shellac journey?!

 

[Little Miss Planner]

I haven't laughed so much in ages when reading this thread.

Literally crying with laughing so much. I know I don't contribute anything funny but omg you lot make me belly laugh every single day

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Also just to clarify, I was hame and cosy in bed by 10 because I have to get up at 5 for my full time joab which is more than half an hour a day polishing the polis truncheons. Just didn’t want you to think I was as boring as our Marion. As you all were

 

[Madge2022]

All that money spent on makeup, hairdryers and now cuticle oil but yet cuts his own hair ...

While blindfolded ma loverlie

Ah don’t huv a sister. Does emdy want to be mine? Youse can come play with ma no out of date make up and ma Dyson hairdryer and styler (smell ma wealth) cause I’ve got mair than 3 hairs.

If ye dae a bespoke laptoap presentation ah will consider it.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Who the duck is Andrew?