His eyelids are darker than the “Coca Cola” so aye nae debates
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
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His eyelids are darker than the “Coca Cola” so aye nae debates
Mario got a crash on him
Plenty room for clients in Palais de Paisley ma lovelyA nail kit? Holy duck he just wastes so much moneyAs if he’s going to start doing nails from the paisley towers. Where would he and his client sit? Maybe out on the bespoke junkie landing so aye back into my own lane I go
See he’s got glass bottles bet that’s him showing off that he is sustainable
Big rant coming from him soon on that
1. Andrew sounds desperate for followers the way he's thanking him.
2. Steer clear of him Andrew, because we've got proof that Mario's got a split personality
2. Steer clear of him Andrew, because we've got proof that Mario's got a split personality
He looks like one of those fugly dolls!
Youse need sesstificates of your qualifications to order some stuff ma lovelie. I think that's what he said.Bit late to the party tonight Ma lovelies cos I’ve been out living my life as I should and had a few ofthem drinks but I cannae wait to see him with his long pink talons
Can’t wait to see some long bespoke nails on the ends of the strangler fingers! That’s the next fad then, the nail jurnee. Tip tapping on the keys of the klarna lappy. Utterly gawjus.
Not happy unless he’s wasting money on the next whim, no sooner was the bedroom done, it was the flairing, then the make up, now the nails - never known someone work part time and spend like a full time lunatic. Anyway that’s aw I’m saying I’m aff to ma joab, ma real job no this app.
keep your power
Not happy unless he’s wasting money on the next whim, no sooner was the bedroom done, it was the flairing, then the make up, now the nails - never known someone work part time and spend like a full time lunatic. Anyway that’s aw I’m saying I’m aff to ma joab, ma real job no this app.
keep your power
He looks like Tuna the dug with the overbite. Sorry for comparing you to this hideous beast if you read here tuna pal
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Can anyone pull the stats on how many followers Mario sent over to boring Andrew? I can’t imagine it’s more than a couple of hundred and he’s going on like he’s just won an Oscar!
Av just had a quick browse on that small business Amazon site which if you know you know on that one ma lovelie.. a stumbled across that bespoke kit only purchasable by those in the beauty industry even if it was via a 2 hour groupon course when pussy was a kitten- to my ABSALOOOTE shock I found it and can order for delivery Friday.. am certainly no in the bespoke beauty industry either. Can’t believe Mario misled his lovelies like that, no like him at all
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Good morning ma lovelies happy Wednesday im gony kick this days arse the day, anyways, anyways, anywaysduck me so anywayshow many times did he say that
Dis he think hes showing the wealth way a glass boattle a coke
That grey thing must be stinking if hes in bed way it, stuck between the cheeks of his arse but anyways we move, bye ma lovelies (doing the wave with his pokey bum fingers)
duck me so anywayshow many times did he say thatDis he think hes showing the wealth way a glass boattle a coke
That grey thing must be stinking if hes in bed way it, stuck between the cheeks of his arse but anyways we move, bye ma lovelies (doing the wave with his pokey bum fingers)
So he asked us mere plebs fur advice oan wit tae buy, then buys a professional kit that ye need a nail certificate tae buy, so why bother asking. Fud.
I hope he's not just boasting about his sesstificate.Av just had a quick browse on that small business Amazon site which if you know you know on that one ma lovelie.. a stumbled across that bespoke kit only purchasable by those in the beauty industry even if it was via a 2 hour groupon course when pussy was a kitten- to my ABSALOOOTE shock I found it and can order for delivery Friday.. am certainly no in the bespoke beauty industry either. Can’t believe Mario misled his lovelies like that, no like him at all
tbh I was half asleep when I watched him, and I'm half dead now. I'm sure sesstificates were mentioned.Aye he did hen, can’t order them without the secret code word which we all know is “Mario McKnight shits his pants” apart fae if you buy direct from a small business like AmazonI hope he's not just boasting about his sesstificate.
I gave up, too many dots of doom saying feck all.I hope he's not just boasting about his sesstificate.
DM wi' this information, and share his replyAv just had a quick browse on that small business Amazon site which if you know you know on that one ma lovelie.. a stumbled across that bespoke kit only purchasable by those in the beauty industry even if it was via a 2 hour groupon course when pussy was a kitten- to my ABSALOOOTE shock I found it and can order for delivery Friday.. am certainly no in the bespoke beauty industry either. Can’t believe Mario misled his lovelies like that, no like him at all
Nooo!!I gave up, too many dots of doom saying feck all.
DM wi' this information, and share his reply
It would be funny seeing him go
off on one again though....
I bet if you clicked to order you would need to send them a proof of your nail technician certificateAv just had a quick browse on that small business Amazon site which if you know you know on that one ma lovelie.. a stumbled across that bespoke kit only purchasable by those in the beauty industry even if it was via a 2 hour groupon course when pussy was a kitten- to my ABSALOOOTE shock I found it and can order for delivery Friday.. am certainly no in the bespoke beauty industry either. Can’t believe Mario misled his lovelies like that, no like him at all
You’re probably right.. look at me all clever dick on this dayn of dawn.. I’ll get right back in ma LaneI bet if you clicked to order you would need to send them a proof of your nail technician certificate
I feel like Mario the day! Not even 9am and I have GUTTED this hoose (real house, nae a bedsit oan the third floor)
Ahv even hung oot 2 loads of that bleep washings, IN THE GARDEN on a rotary airer. Ma wealth is reeking the day!
Ahv even hung oot 2 loads of that bleep washings, IN THE GARDEN on a rotary airer. Ma wealth is reeking the day!
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