Welcome back oan the jurnee hen, he’s fine if you didn’t know, he’s totally fine, doesnae want to move, but he could like that (clicks strangler fingers) if he wannae too
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Of all the things I could have landed on when I was scrolling across his car interview thingy was him saying Instagram is no ma joab 
But noo he wants it to be his joab!? And he regrets not taking up aw those offers since he’s been on his journey? So aye….Of all the things I could have landed on when I was scrolling across his car interview thingy was him saying Instagram is no ma joab
Chanting the wane @Rayne fram the rooftops with this gem 
we go through threads quicker than Maz does bog roll & flairing
we go through threads quicker than Maz does bog roll & flairingAttachments
Would you admit tae that being your brother hen? I rest my case. So ayeI wunnir if his brother is posting somewhere on some app how proud he is of the postcast that isnae a postcast like Maz does wae him
If ‘this app’ is his job noo, does he have to have a listing on companies house? 
Not sure how it works to be honest.
Not sure how it works to be honest.
No. He would need to be a company to need a company house listingIf ‘this app’ is his job noo, does he have to have a listing on companies house?
And a hoose. He will be listed with companies bedsit ma darling
In all seriousness if he is making insta profit he needs to make himself a limited company and get on companies house cause they won’t be impressed if he’s getting undeclared income. So aye. Be more than just klarna on his ass for avoiding tax.
Oh she’s been for a ‘massage’ with Bruce.
Happy ending included I wonder
Happy ending included I wonder
Imagine having to massage his doughy, sweaty flesh 
not enough tea in China my lovelies
not enough tea in China my lovelies
Wait a bespoke minute…. Was he not booked in with a physio?? Is Bruce a physio? I need answers.
Edited to say… anyone else want to know what Bruce’s ‘and more…’ is
Edited to say… anyone else want to know what Bruce’s ‘and more…’ is
I’m waiting for the inevitable “Bruce went above and beyond in his duties” blah blah blah
I thought he said physio too. Pretty sure Physiotherapists don’t crack necks and backs? That’s a Chiropractor and certainly not the local massage therapist.
Bet Bruce has proudly got his BTec PE certificate on the wall of his “surgery” in the shed at the bottom of his Maw’s garden
lovelies am no being funny but am sitting here cheesing that a comment I wrote well it was for a thread suggestion but regardless off what it was it’s got 35 (I think) reactions/likes! That’s it. I’ve made it. I’ve got into double figures on a reaction. Feel like an influencer now 
Yaldi.. anyway just properly catching up. Life’s got in the way today. It’s been a hot emotional minute but it’s all good. Am away to go catch up. Tons of love. NN x
Yaldi.. anyway just properly catching up. Life’s got in the way today. It’s been a hot emotional minute but it’s all good. Am away to go catch up. Tons of love. NN x
I’ll bet he let oot a big Shart when he got his back cracked! Poor Bruce will be spending his night cleaning shite aff the white walls!
I would prefer to get his electrician to rub my back 
What a tit show hen so aye back intae ma bespoke lane
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