Has wee deek got playstation slippers?! He dresses like a 10 year old. Maz obviously buys his clothes
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I would hate Marion’s life. I have had a lovely boozy lunch with a really good friend and heading home to my lovely chaotic family. Imagine shopping in East Kilbride being the highlight of your weekend
It’s a shithole ma lovelie
He’s no the full ticket hen
New slippers fae the new flair. I’ve seen it all now. ‘Come on, quick Deek we’ll miss the bus to go buy our new flair slippers’
Red hot day, cocktails, lunch, out living life like you should (no ma quote) but instead this pair of morons are home aww cosy in their slippers boomeranging blue WKDs.
Red hot day, cocktails, lunch, out living life like you should (no ma quote) but instead this pair of morons are home aww cosy in their slippers boomeranging blue WKDs.
Is he wearing leggings?
Are they home aww cosy early every night because it’s a rough area and they’re scared to be out at night?
I have never heard of anyone going to East Kilbride for the shopping. It takes about 3 days to get there on a bus
The best bit aboot East Kilbrides the leaving sign.
Sometimes I think I need to grow up a bit, stop going to so many nights out, stop getting pished like I was 21 and being less wild, having mature nights in with my pals. Then I look at Marion and Derek in their slippers at 7pm on a Saturday, just back from the bus trip to EK, cross-legged to hide their herringboners and cheers-ing their blue WKDs and I’m now frantically running about the hoose in the scud trying to find clothes for going out tonight…cos ma lovelies “yer a long time deid” and am nae where near bleeping ready for weekend shopping trips to new town shopping centres and comfy slippers! duck that for a gay life!
I had to go to East Kilbride for work once. Worst 3 days of my life so it was!
Oooh a hardened drinker. I call WKD pop 
You can just imagine Marion, Mon we will goto East Kilbride fur a change of scenery.
Brushes to clean the skirting
ye sure its no for Deeks dangleberrys after a night in the bumming fort mazza
ye sure its no for Deeks dangleberrys after a night in the bumming fort mazzaAttachments
It’s the way he tries to make out he’s been aff shopping a la all the English influencers who go aff tae fancy shopping malls and London at the weekend. But here’s oor Marion, jurneeing all the way to East Kilbride fur his new slippers. God forbid any of them Google Maps it
He’ll be absolutely aff his tits oan that Blue Wkd. Where’s he aff tae, an under 18s diska?
I can't even 
And whats the bespoke drink?
And whats the bespoke drink?
That’s a bespoke cup he had made. One for him and one for Deek if I remember. Tbh thought it would have been in land fill a long time ago.
I hope they get mad wae it and end up going out tonight and I meet them! Al be in a taxi to Paisley wae them at 3 in the morning aw ready to dae the slosh on that new flairing ma lovelies!
ETA who am I kidding him up to 3 in the morning! Must be me that’s aff ma tits wae the pre-drinks
Saturday nights on this thread are always more entertaining than what Marion’s actually doing on a Saturday night
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