Oh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.Ma lovelie once you've finished your tour roon the wiki next stop has tae be the insta highlights. Personal favourites include for the laughs (the blind nikita dug is in there, you'll get tae know), my singing (fur pure utter cringe vibes) and boy wonder to get loads of content of the absolute wee ride Derek
Just remember to pick him up afterwards! You will get lost down the rabbit hole of those highlights and completely loose track of timeOh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.
Was also gonnae tret ma self to a wee blue WKD but forgot ahm picking him up afterwards...in a car I might add, nae McGills buses for ma man. Smell the wealth.
Marion, the tiger king of Seedyhill, who's Carole fucking Baskin, Mrs H for no visiting him when she was in Glasgow? I'd watch that.Ever since we discovered Deek's old Facebook account with his hetero status, I huv been getting Joe Exotic and John 'Gator' Finlay vibes from the pair of them.
John wasny the sharpest tool in the box eitherI think he's now married tae a woman so we'll have to watch this space
Never mind smelling your wealth. Get that boaby smelt. If it smells anything like Jo malone hand-wash you need to be asking him some questionsOh thank you ma lovelie. I’m gonnae save the highlights for Friday night as Mr MumSays is oot on a works do. Dinnae worry though I’ll be checking his boaby when he’s back, so aye.
Was also gonnae tret ma self to a wee blue WKD but forgot ahm picking him up afterwards...in a car I might add, nae McGills buses for ma man. Smell the wealth.
He could retrieveRayn’s face!There can’t be many folk who can see their letterbox from their bed
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He didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So ayeHes very quiet today. I thought hes had all his teeth done up new so aye, so why does his breath whiff? Imagine paying for new gnashers then just let them rot? Also the wax melts must be to hide the smell of weed from Deek.
I believe his gnashers were #giftedHes very quiet today. I thought hes had all his teeth done up new so aye, so why does his breath whiff? Imagine paying for new gnashers then just let them rot? Also the wax melts must be to hide the smell of weed from Deek.
Ooo snap!He didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So aye
Never eating wotsits again thanks to @Blanche HuntHe didnae pay fuh them hen. They were #gifted. Although the dentist didn’t throw in a hygienist fae free because in the after photies her teeth are still caked in orange plaque. So aye
It was used in thread 8 for the 1st time.Can someone tell me where the boaby smelling thing came from? I definitely missed that but feel that there’s a good Marion story behind it
Or barmen fae Still Game.It was used in thread 8 for the 1st time.
It is a Scottish word for the penis.Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight
I know it’s shouldn’t but I get so stressed when he does a walk around video of the flat. There is just shit on shit on shit. boxes, with a throw ‘casually’ placed on them, with a tray on that and then flowers on that! Why man!? Is the new anti crease shite a new bedside table feature. Probably...tattle.life
Ma weans like a packet and ah laugh and gag at the same time anaw
Mario Exotic got a new flair/visit tae the dentist but the halitosis’ still there/sniffing boaby in case Deek liked tae shareIf only you could incorporate flairs/halitosis/boaby sniffing and Mario Exotic all in a title.
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