Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Dawn Dayn]

They'll have to give him a large g&t first, or he's going to be so shy and awkward. After this perhaps he'll graciously agree to be on tv, they keep asking you know. I'd prefer it be Derek, being all sweet dim and indiscreet, sigh.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

This mirrah and the previous one were only ever intended for wee waves to us aw in his stories. He does his hair n make up and tappy tap tap skin care using a highly magnified wee Ikea tabletop mirrah, so aye.

Like the Jo Malone handsoap, it's just for show, nae debates

Tappy Tappy skin was amazing.

 

[Mum3boys]

As if that still fits her

It’s a bespoke blouse ma lovelie, if it bursts at the seams it just makes it that bit mair unique , back in to your aine laine you go

 

[IsaHen]

Sundays should be spent eating all the snacks? I’ll need to get to know!

Only if they're beige or biskit ma lovely, hope that helps

 

[Babybail93]

How many one do you think they get knocked when the get out of bed and forget they are there!

It probably helps that neither of them is mare than 2ft on tippy toes

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

So they’ve both clearly got the day off work. Trip to the dentist and then back home before 1pm. What a waste of a life

You missed the bespoke fry up ma lovelie

 

[Wotaloadopish]

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

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Aw nut!! Sweaty I feel sick. Someone needs to have a word with him. Get oot the lanes aw the gether and fuck offfffffff

 

[SuzyE]

We must know the content of that pokey flat as much as our own, only his is boring now 🥱

 

[TooFarScone]

Doesnae like chocolate tho hens!!

 

[Freefalling]

He needs Derek to help him cross the roads. I shit you not. He has actually said that before, he needs the hobbit to help him get across the road!

Something to do with his aunt getting run over by a HGV lorry or something

are you pulling my leg? Please say this sermon has been saved as a highlight

 

[SuzyE]

I don't clean our floors flairs that much, we have children and they are never that filthy.

I just do mine once a week and it's never as dirty as his either. Could be because all shoes are taken off in the porch, but l cant wait to hear him moan now

 

[Mum3boys]

Will he wear his huge Cliff Richard specs, or sit there squinting like old man Steptoe.

Or maybe those blue light specs in the colour clear ma lovelie

 

[Madge2022]

Howling as he's just said he can't wait to get the flooring done so he can move his clothes horse around on it's wheels...Move it where exactly?!. What an idiot

A wee jurney through the bespoke bedsit.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Fuck me, who does she think she is.
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Aw get to fuck!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Ma lovelies am falling asleep at ma desk the day AND am riddled wi anxiety thinking aboot ma bedroom shelves, a bought a new fragrance in the scent "defo fur teenage lassies, no middle aged men" an am up to high doh cos they shelves were braced fur collapse awready so fuck knows if that bottle wae the tits is a step too far. Whit am a goin home tae!

Anyway ma lovelies, am away to make a cup of decaf coffee in the strength "rocket fuel"

Mind you’ll no sleep the night ma lovelie with all that decaf coffee yer having. Nae debates

 

[Emsie]

He has paid for decoring journies ma lovelie . Many many times . Hunners a months ago . And so forth . If you don’t know, get to know . He’s built that flat from the groon upwards ,and it’s made oor Mario taller in the process

Absolutely dead after reading this!! I cannot stop laughing. This thread is too much

 

[Babybail93]

It’s the plaque looking like Wotsits stuck tae the teeth oan the “after” photie that really demonstrates the Dentists attention tae detail and exceptional skills. Sign me up Alan.

Marion clearly didn’t pay fae the hygienist extra the gums look so inflamed in the first picture. Imagine putting caps over them before sorting the problem

 

[ferretmcferret]

Why is Marion’s cheapshite spray half empty? He’s no getting his £1 worth Ma lovelies

 

[HulaHannah]

Has he chanted this_mums_journey_to_be_noticed_at_any_cost from the rooftops yet on her local election win? I know he really thinks she is a snake and is jealous of a kid, but were they not pretending to be IG friends again and commenting not so long ago?

 

[Lady Bug]

Nooo ma lovelies I don't mean to swerve out of my lane here but see that 'couldn't find it anywhere' Hinchy throw, well it can be delivered to me tomorrow. So aye.

Thankfully I know when I've got enough tat in my house so it'll not actually be being bought.

I cannot believe he paid £30 for that piece ot tat. He will never have a penny to his name let alone a front and back door. It's actually an illness with him he needs therapy lovelies.