Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Skyflier6727]

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night View attachment 1236846

I’ve come over all boakey and have horrible images in my head that won’t go away

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

That chicken looks like its come straight out the microwave
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Has anyone else noticed the sheer amount of salt on those 'veggies' and on the chicken

 

[HulaHannah]

Well I doubt they are putting effort into lifting that hideous bed, chair or any mirrors, they'd get nothing for it! Maybe they'll take the herringbone and the velvetiser

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

My question of the day is, where’s he put the tapas table and buckled side tables?

 

[Johnnoijones]

He never treats himself? Does he listen to himself?

He’s no shown what Derek buys in hauls for years? What about the time he slagged him off for things he had put in the basket?

This cunt is actually unwell.

Well ma lovelies am going to Linwood for a wee wander roon the retail park so I’ll be keeping Ma Kerry Katonas oot!

Are you also going to treat yourself to a visit to the foodies paradise that is Linwood farm?

 

[SuzyE]

Those fucking lips

That friggin nose as well

Mario, you wonder why we say things about you when you give us content like your filthy windows.

Professional cleaner my arse. You lazy bastard.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I’ve mare hair oan ma Fanny ma lovely after a wax!

I hope you've got less grey ma lovelie.

 

[Misssj80]

What is with the latest reel? I mean, what has that song (Mariah Carey my all) got to do with him showing off his living room and bedroom...AGAIN!!!

 

[Skyflier6727]

She is beautiful and fucking hates you Marion

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

She's up late, must be the half pasta half pizza repeating.

No wonder why he's always doing washing.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“Teeth time” is in Bishopbriggs so how does he get there on his own? It’s actually no where near Paisley.

 

[Dusky pink]

Stay in yer lain hen, he cannae have tiramisu as he HATES COFFEE. it’s jist no fur him.

Of course, I forgot about that. He doesn't like chocolate either though, apparently

 

[HulaHannah]

They’ll just be walking right in to it hen, like an elephant or possibly a dug, so aye

That blind nikita is definitely strolling right into it!

 

[Seonag]

Should have let me know Marion . I could have got you one of the bed spreads £3.50 from the small business called Oxfam .

 

[Chez300]

I tried to see if it was on Wiki, I’m absolutely dying reading it! Like I’m legit typing this through tears
I’m sure someone else better will come along and find it for you ma lovelie

 

[orangeboom]

At this point I’m praying for a shit explosion to make that bedding look better

 

[Madge2022]

I woke up feeling disturbed. I had a dream about mario and he invited me to his house which was actually a ski lodge in the mountains and said he pretended to live in the bedsit to stay relatable.
He said his secret job was actually Derek's manager as he was a super model and he was just pretending that being a cleaner was his job so people wouldn't take Derek off him. Then made me style his hair with wax.....
This is the last time I read this thread before bed

Huv ye been buying aw they chemicals, ah mean beautiful Febreze, wax melts Marion collabs wi' n been sniffing them hen?

Just doing some browsing and this made me crease, why has someone with 3 hairs on their head got 3 bottles of Olaplex?

Wun boattle for each hair ma loverlie if ye ken ye ken!

 

[Chez300]

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

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Yes! Tattie hearts to you all
Tonsa love
Spine bright

 

[MarionWaffle]

Sharty Spice ma lovelie

You have just fuckin ended me!!!!!!!!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Are you also going to treat yourself to a visit to the foodies paradise that is Linwood farm?

Of course hen. A hope they’ve got a table and don’t leave me and ma Maw standing ootside!