Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Phone in the drawer ain’t no way he is gonna keep his kerry Katona’s from peeping insta the whole weekend.. the reflection in the mirror of him has me buckled every time

 

[Sloppys]

Two things from his stories tonight - 1) he does eat pasta most days and 2) when does he do anything other than having ‘me’ time?

 

[maeve87]

What is utter me time how does it differ from a normal weekend for him?? Is he planning a weekend long wank-a-thon?

 

[Rayne]

He’s on his comma break fae the weekend after reading here but he’ll actually be back kicking saturdays ass at 8am

 

[Madge2022]

I tried to see if it was on Wiki, I’m absolutely dying reading it! Like I’m legit typing this through tears
I’m sure someone else better will come along and find it for you ma lovelie

I found this ma lovelie

Shall I spend my bank holiday weekend time wisely and read Marion's threads from the very beginning, he could be my specialist subject on Mastermind

 

[MrsJ2000]

Isn’t that what SS & Hinch used to say - putting my phone in a drawer. Shes getting ideas above her station & nae debates ma luvlies

 

[Poptart]

Which phone is he putting in the drawer though?

 

[Dove88]

So how many more stories do we predict will be posted before the comma is over.

I'll start the bidding at 5, any higher than 5?

 

[nosy-nora]

Phone in the drawer ain’t no way he is gonna keep his kerry Katona’s from peeping insta the whole weekend.. the reflection in the mirror of him has me buckled every time

Did you spy him in the mirror squinting the kerrys to take it

 

[liltatling]

Phone in the drawer...how? They're that rammed full of tat, 3volutions and out of date make up

 

[Skyflier6727]

Derek is a wee ride and Rayn loves him. So aye. Nae debates on ma post

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Phone in the drawer ain’t no way he is gonna keep his kerry Katona’s from peeping insta the whole weekend.. the reflection in the mirror of him has me buckled every time

It's when he waves to himself.

 

[MrsFierce]

I'm going to have utter me time this weekend also! When does he have anything else?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I've been out with mr dayn, local Italian... Well, stuffed with 70yr old Karens One of the grandads ordered broo shetta (bruschetta) and the ladies ordered a pro shekko (prosecco) THE IRRITATION. Anyway, food good, but felt like Mario. Might start cutting my own hair.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Derek is a wee ride and Rayn loves him. So aye. Nae debates on ma post

Your post your rules hen! Speaking that truth

 

[MaidMarion]

I think he's taken his new laptop to his brothers house and has been getting coaching from Johnny, typical Mazda years behind, now he's doing voiceovers to sell cleaning shite! Always late to the party mazda hen

 

[honey&lemon]

“Have some utter me time” = yet again I have no plans, no friends to go out with, no family of my own to do things with because Dereks interests mean nothing to me, no holidays to plan, no wedding to plan, no hobbies. So I’m going to say I’m not posting on social media to try and hide that I have zero life outside “this app”

 

[orangeboom]

Derek is a little cutie I have to say. Old concord beak is well punching

 

[nosy-nora]

Derek is a little cutie I have to say. Old concord beak is well punching

Concord beak