Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

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Aw Marion, these ads are such a treat. Between that and the three day weekend I am ready to burst.

What I can’t understand is, why does he have it plugged in above his worktop? We have one in our hallway, purely for anyone to smell the wealth when they come in the front door, but any other rooms we tend to just open a window. Am a dain it wrang ma lovelies?
 
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Sounds perfectly wealthy to me Ma lovlie!
 
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Hahaha look what Google shows when you type in cleaning with mario



1. Advertising for big brands, keeping them afloat and increasing their sales. As well as protecting the nation by cleaning polis truncheons 2-3 hours a week.

2. A quaint seaside town called Adrossan (also known as Ardrossan). Now surviving living in the Beirut region of Paisley town.

3. Approximately the equivalent of 10,000 velvetisers.
 
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I have to go to home bargains today to top up my washing stuff and I can’t think of a worse place to be. My anxiety is so bad! To think he gets a wide on over going there. Crazy! You crazy girl
Canni wait tae see ure PowerPoint presentation ma loverlie

I've never heard Ardrossan being called quaint before
 
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I’m absolutely buckled at that ad I can’t breathe proper got the hot sweats from that. I bought one of those plug ins today from HB but was chuckling to myself when I was buying it
 
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I must be doing washings all wrong cos I only have washing liquid/softener pods. I’m away to mop kick my washing machine cos am fucking fuming am no using 8 different products and walking aboot smelling of 8 different scents
 
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Did the walloper just fucking belch...

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Spine bright ma lovelie and live your hoaspital appointment how it should be lived, with your phone held high
 
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Who’s at it telling Marion tae dae TV adverts?

This isnae jist any auld boiled mince. It’s Marks and Spencer 5% fat Aberdeen Angus mince, boiled in fresh salt water tae get that rubber, plastic texture and bespoke flavour.
 
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Another bespoke ad in the scent voiceover.. what a time to be alive. I’ve been channelling my inner Mario this morning and been for a wee trip to the range although I (smell the wealth) drove my car so no McGills bus journee for me I’m afraid hens. Mop kicking into the bank holiday weekend so hope you all treat yourselves to a wee Asti tonight
 
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In the history of sending fake messages to yourself this one has to win.
NO ONE sent that to you Maz.
He’s actually lost the plot now.
I’m embarrassed for him, truly.
 
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What an obscene amount of make up! He doesn’t even wear it everyday and there is no cheapo brands. What a waste of money
 
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