It wid be cruel to pass on such a beak to a child ma luvlie
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Ah Kin definitely smell shytttt
Lovelies, ah need recommendations…
Whits a washin macheeme?
And he dusny want a Hotpoint as the reviews are remixed. He’s bleeping hilarious
Whits a washin macheeme?
And he dusny want a Hotpoint as the reviews are remixed. He’s bleeping hilarious
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Oh bless wee 2016 Deek. 
Just happy to watch the TV and see the trains going by. He must look at the life he’s ended up with now and want to cut his own thumbs off for ever DMing that bleeping nose with a body attached.
Just happy to watch the TV and see the trains going by. He must look at the life he’s ended up with now and want to cut his own thumbs off for ever DMing that bleeping nose with a body attached.
I feel like he is leaving the old handles on to spite me now
Here’s a wee gem fur youse all…
It’s no wired right is it?
It’s no wired right is it?
Thats the dryer, remember dryer-gate?
The laptop will be handy for doing his accounts for the wee private cleans he's gonnae take on 
. God forbid he loses track of his self-employed income. HMRC wouldn't find that boujie 
. God forbid he loses track of his self-employed income. HMRC wouldn't find that boujie 
His hair is getting higher strangely reminds me of bert from Sesame Street
strangely reminds me of bert from Sesame Street
But he cannae countThe laptop will be handy for doing his accounts for the wee private cleans he's gonnae take on
He's fckd it already
I remember it vividly its when I first coined him the boujie bald Eagle and surprised you all let it stick and my furst thread title of 'the boujie bald Eagle just disnae care,its blatantly obvious yae ripped yer ain't flair'Thats the dryer, remember dryer-gate?
Good Times
It’s the static off the bed henHis hair is getting higher
Catching up with the dots of doom.
He’s got some cheek saying Easter is for weans when he had an
AuTuMn DiSpLaY like something from a primary school assembly.
What a pathetic liar he is in that post he wrote.
Derek could have been the ugliest man walking, and that leech would have still got his claws in just so he could get out of his Auntie's box room.
I really want Derek to come to his senses and kick the witch out
Wee Derk will be coming out the closet as straight next as it’ll be the only thing he can think of to get rid of him oot his flat and oot his life
We need someome to impose his face into the face of Carrie from satc sitting at the window on her laptop. Are we about to go on a book writing journey?
Remember when the got the oloplex
When you’re oan the McGills bus in yer white tights and realise the fart wis actually a shart
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